Quinneapolis
bad news, guys, I was stabbed in the heart by the Knife of Evil
Quinneapolis
I'm evil now
Tyra
... you weren’t already?
Quinneapolis
I was neutral before
Quinneapolis
now? pure evil
Tyra
If you’re so evil, join the Republican party
Quinneapolis
I'm evil but I still have standards
magnet
goddammit, where's Angus
oh i'm scary
you can't fool me
Gabiluzbad
Looking forwards to our tragic duel in the rain
oh i'm scary
this isn't how people become evil
oh i'm scary
admit it
oh i'm scary
you REALLY got bitten by a snake
Quinneapolis
if you stab someone with the knife of evil, they become evil
Quinneapolis
forever
Tyra
Also you were stabbed
Quinneapolis
murkrows there's another way to become evil
Gabiluzbad
I can do any day this week after 5
Tyra
How are you not dead
mask of pride 🌸
pure evil is keeping them alive, of course
oh i'm scary
madness
Quinneapolis
and that's to rip a baby out of someone's body and channel all your good into the baby
Tyra
Oh so it’s like a Palpatine thing
oh i'm scary
oh right
oh i'm scary
well
Quinneapolis
death is a concept invented by the jedi
oh i'm scary
did you do that?
surαıng
transcended the need for 'functioning organs'
surαıng
by sheer evil
Quinneapolis
no, I was stabbed by the knife of evil
Quinneapolis
that makes you evil
NekoInc, MSPM
Define "evil" for this purpose.
surαıng
that is a very Palpatine thing
Quinneapolis
Quinneapolis
because I'm evil
oh i'm scary
are you suggesting there are THREE ways people can be evil?
oh i'm scary
that's so dumb
Tyra
So do something evil :/
Quinneapolis
okay
Quinneapolis
I just used my evil magic to make my neighbor evil
oh i'm scary
FOUR?!?
Tyra
Eh
Tyra
I need to see something that hurts somebody
oh i'm scary
Quinn is a charlatan
Quinneapolis
murkrows no I summoned a snake
oh i'm scary
okay
magnet
dammit, how did we cure Sir Proletius when this happened to him, again?
Tyra
Until I see that this is just theatre. Theater I say!
magnet
get the hammer, Angus
NekoInc, MSPM
...
NekoInc, MSPM
If you're so evil, surely you can handle this!
/puts cat on Quinn's lap
Quinneapolis
/distracts the cat with a toy mouse that is, cruelly, not a real mouse it can eat
NekoInc, MSPM
e-Gad.
Quinneapolis
for my next evil act
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
gonna need you to do something evil to my bank account before i believe you
Quinneapolis
I am going to participate in society
Vehrec
I'm gonna go find the Knife of Good and stab you with it
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