In my fondest dreams, I play a proper Norseman who meets the MCU Norse mythology and does blood sacrifices to them and bugs them for life advice and tries to do a raids / human sacrifices / stealing peoples shit in like, Thors name and MCU!Norse have to go on a long careful discussion of "I appreciate the thought but please no"

In my most extra dream it's someone like Ragnar who claims to be a Son of Odin and poor fucking Thor and Loki have to have a discussion of how many sons does dad probably have, its not like we knew about Hela

Someone pisses of Thor:
Norse Dude: "I can blood eagle for you?"
Thor: NO -

I love it. So much.

A+

I used to play a historically Hellenic Hermes and boy howdy, that was a fun ride.

I know the Norse gods/heroes in the comics try to go "we don't do that stuff anymore" but iirc MCU/tv hasn't had that come up yet, lol

Sigurd is kind of an ass, for one

I love that if you told that to someone like, Floki

he'd be like bullshit I dont even think you're the real gods

next you're going to tell me you dont want me to break into other peoples religious sites and steal their shit

heh

Like the disconnect would be SO AMAZING TO ME

Oh my god that would be amazing

i play various comics thor characters and would 100% do this (though some would be like "yes sure, i welcome more idiot murder")

Oh man I love this idea