Jessie
EVENT
Jessie
Fitz had a good time on his vacation despite how much Natasha side-eyed the idea of vacations even being a thing. But now that things are back and still in progress, he's going to hit the ground running and get working with the energy of a middle managing nerd
Jessie
Fully directing things and probably being annoying to anyone on the manual labor end of things
Jessie
Did Lucifer ask him to grab a clipboard and complain that nobody knows how to use a bloody level properly? Nope but he'll just assume he's welcome to do it anyway
Jessie
Landon is still on the bubble and hanging out potentially wrapping up castmate things. Probably going to slide back into his job at Helluva Cup and turn back into an NPC or something idk. He's available for tags on demand still but his days continue to be numbered.
Jessie
Mega has been on the receiving end of a lot of very poignant talks about how he needs to think more about self-preservation and not just jump into every volcano, but then most of his CR got signed up for survivor island and there's no way he's sitting back while all the non-combatants go
Jessie
so he'll be out there roughing it
Jessie
someone teach him how to make a fire or something
Jessie
give him the real boy scout training he deserves
ғᴏʟᴋ ʙᴀʀᴅ
waves just started chatting with proto so now she has to meet the other twin too
Jessie
maybe hanging tight to Monika in particular? Not sure if Terra's planning to have her killed again or what. I missed most of the plotting from last week
Jessie
Mega is so happy for more friends T_T
Jessie
if he can't send Josie 45 texts a day about everything that's happening in his life, he's kind of pressed
Jessie
it was bad enough losing Elena's constant reassurance, but now no Josie either? what, is he supposed to not be codependent?
ғᴏʟᴋ ʙᴀʀᴅ
Waverly has no such understanding of codependence being bad, looks at her and wynonna
Jessie
it would be such a relief to not be told it's bad for once (LOL)
baelish
TB will teach him how to make a fire!! And stone tools! They can sit there and make some stone tools together. lol TB will absolutely hate the inconvenience of being on this island, but like.....as god of technology, he's uniquely equipped with early human survival tactics.
baelish
(He will also be horribly human and griping about that every chance he can...)
Jessie
everyone's like "wtf stop being such a martyr" and he's like "??? being a hero is my only independent identity and I don't know why you all hate it??"
Jessie
baelish : YES PLEASE
Jessie
Mega just like "I feel great when I work out like this!" and tb just like "fuck you"
Jessie
oh no he won't have access to his weed :-( poor guy'll be all tweaked out
baelish
LMAO Mega's continued optimism driving him insane......
baelish
:[ but no, he will not!!! .............although there are some mushrooms around if he gets real desperate I guess???
Jessie
LOL because tripping balls is just the salve his heart needs
kelemvorite.
i know landon's days are probably numbered but lizzie could wrangle him into helping her with sorting out the library
Jessie
is Lizzie topleveling?
kelemvorite.
i hadn't decided yet one way or another but if nothing else i could hit up his inbox
Jessie
that sounds good
kelemvorite.
her top levels rarely get much traction so i find i do better tagging out with her
venice bitch
lol oh Mega <3
venice bitch
should she die? maybe she should die idk lmao
Jessie
idk i didn't pay attention to what everyone said and only internalized "oh I should care about that later" (LOL)
venice bitch
lol i mean...i don't remember all i said either
venice bitch
aside from "she needs to fail at making fire"
Jessie
we're the best at plotting
venice bitch
YEP
venice bitch
i'm mildly burnt out so i'm kind of in a FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE mood
Jessie
that's entirely reasonable
venice bitch
just as long as we can have one dramatic, shirtless Mega moment lol
Jessie
look if there's anything we've put months of work into it's establishing his abs
Jessie
like serious roleplayers
venice bitch
HELL YEAH X-(
venice bitch
all taut and glisteny...
venice bitch
probably a bit stinky
Jessie
I can have him emerging from the ocean or something
Jessie
trying to fish with his bare hands because he doesn't understand how these things work
venice bitch
venice bitch
cue them trying to figure out how to make spears lmao
Jessie
I'm trying to think of what mega understands about underwater things and it's https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/E0R/ZO4lvvAnkseQJaZjuQPxVHDEgtr_lg.png
Jessie
giant angler fish that spits giant shrimp
venice bitch
maybe this is where they talk more about his video game logic lmao
Jessie
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/42Y/yn5tIuOswR5uF1EFUzeqUbV6Hbi_lg.jpg
maybe they can go crabbing instead
venice bitch
Jessie
his lack of understanding of nonhuman mammals is one of my favorite things (LOL)
Jessie
"I know what a hippo is! there's a giant robot one at the zoo"
venice bitch
Monika just like DO I NEED TO GET YOU A KID'S ANIMAL BOOK
Jessie
"no it's fine I already know everything :-D"
venice bitch
Jessie
baelish : Oh so I know your internet has been weird so there's no rush! But when you're available, we need to backtag something before the event. (unsure) The TDM ball thread Went Places and I don't think Mega and TB are as cool as we were plotting them as
venice bitch
went places...hohoooo
Jessie
I didn't think we were going to tell him about the murders yet! and now he's all ready for Justice (unsure)
venice bitch
s-surprise!
Jessie
I'm sure tb can talk his way out of anything actually happening
Jessie
but it probably should be a thread
baelish
I am TENTATIVELY back. BUT YEAH. Like I said to Terra, I know for sure TB went home with Kaiba the night of the ball. And he also got married to Hazel, so he's probably been swinging to her room a lot too. So we probably can RP it out in real time either on the island or after they get back to the hotel.
Churby
Proto wishes you hadn't married his scary roomie
baelish
lol sorry, Proto! He wishes it, too......as much as he gets along with Hazel.
Jessie
lmao there is so much going on in tb's life
Jessie
I was talking at you through terra on discord earlier - I'm assuming all that got sent your way?
Jessie
she assured me she was doing her best Hermes (LOL)
baelish
She did. And now my internet died again. 😭 So it's back to fickle 4g and my phone
Jessie
😭 you poor thing
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