brother-in-law: "OH HEY want some dumpster cookies??"
me: "wtf are dumpster cookies. oh wait no i think i've heard of them, they're cookies made from whatever odds and ends you had lying around the kitchen, right?"
sister (with the most long-suffering sigh): "no... he means he pulled them out of the dumpster behind Aldi"
nyxnotnicks oh yeah we had a lively discussion about food waste and why different stores go for donating vs tossing intact vs destroying and then tossing
Only time we cared was when they made a mess. So long as they put the shit they moved to get to the food first we were like whatever ahaha we talked about this, too; i was like "just be careful not to be spotted because i'm preeeeeetty sure it's illegal?", and he said multiple employees have spotted him at various places and none of them appeared to give
me: "wtf are dumpster cookies. oh wait no i think i've heard of them, they're cookies made from whatever odds and ends you had lying around the kitchen, right?"
sister (with the most long-suffering sigh): "no... he means he pulled them out of the dumpster behind Aldi"
Only time we cared was when they made a mess. So long as they put the shit they moved to get to the food first we were like whateverahaha we talked about this, too; i was like "just be careful not to be spotted because i'm preeeeeetty sure it's illegal?", and he said multiple employees have spotted him at various places and none of them appeared to give