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Okay I'm just depositing all my Mari tag reactions and thoughts here LOL otherwise it's going to be annoying
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Although mostly my thoughts atm are "oh NO Felix............ nooooo"
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That is NOT how you talk to Mari LMAO or I mean clearly it's how FELIX is talking to her, but it's not going to work the way he wants it to sdmknafsa
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Also though one of the funniest things about playing Mari is how freely she uses profanity. It's so... jarring, compared to her supposed "peers."
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Peers in quotes because she's like three times their age HAHA but you know, her fellow EVA pilots
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i'm p sure if rei uses the word fuck it'd cause third impact
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i think leonardo on the other hand can swear but only in very fluent untranslatable italian
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LMAO DIMITRI APOLOGIZES
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LET! REI! SAY! FUCK!
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duck bastard : DOES HE????
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YES, JUST NOT RIGHT NOW
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LMFAO
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HE MADE THE EXECUTIVE DECISION TO MAKE THAT POST SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, FELIX WAS THE CLOSEST BOYFRIEND
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LMFAO GOD.... this is why i need to inject grant into the conversation as soon as i'm done working for the night
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I'm absolutely losing it at Claude's response to her, tbh
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Mostly the line Unless you know yourself to be dead already, I guess, but let's just file that under 'personal issues' for now.
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LMAO CLAUDE IS KILLING ME
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I read his tag and was like "see this is why emet is growing fond of claude" because thats the kinda shit he does
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oh my GOD Emet is trolling Felix now, this is amazing
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YEP
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Raile linked me the thread and I had to
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FOR SIMILAR REASONS, I had to have Claude jump in on Emet
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(Felix is of course free to have his own Emet convo)
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(Claude's not likely to be able to dissuade either him or Emet)
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(But he felt obligated to tilt at that windmill at least for the look of the thing)
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HAHAH Im so glad
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It is indeed, I see your ability to recognize faces hasn't declined. Good for you.
SDFKJSDG
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Emet-Selch, angel of truth, lord of the underworld, whose job was to manage the souls of the departed and likely oversee the deaths of the ancients: Please mortals, tell me all about your knowledge of death and the afterlife. I cannot wait to hear your thoughts.
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HAHAHA IM SORRY EMET IS SUCH AN ASS
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THIS IS SO HILARIOUS
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also I'm laughing as I realize just how many different "Felix is displeased" icons I have
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Sorry that took a while because I had to define a fucking physics theory in a tag to Cecil first........ and then she just insulted Felix a bunch anyway
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Hilariously, Claude comes prepared for this conversation, having had an entire thread of afterlife discussion with Zagreus
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Should I assume Mari can respond to Claude where Claude is responding to Emet, or did I miss something
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I totally forgot that Felix also had a conversation about the underworld with Zagreus!
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lmao that's basically the only thing Felix can glean from her reply, is that she's insulting him a bunch XD
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OH I FOUND IT
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God
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Sorry you folks EXPLODED my inbox
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I'm so glad she's having a relatively benign convo with Gobo here.... and then she's having a fight with Felix that is turning into some kind of four way clusterfuck
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also Like the jackass version of Claude sorry Claude he loves you, you just know a lot of words he doesn't...!
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Mari can totally respond to Claude anywhere, since Claude himself is jumping all around
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Nah he gets it
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> Mari sasses Claude
> Claude sasses back
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yessss sass her
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I'm so sorry for this MESS RAILE...
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I JUST HOPE RAILE IS ENJOYING THE MESS
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I'M LOVING IT
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Although it seems like every reply by Felix lowers him even further in her opinion.........
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I'm cackling that Claude dropped that bit about six senses and Mari passed over it
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LMFAO she just assumes he means proprioception,
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the hilarious thing is that if this weren't such a specific thing that affected one person in such a specific way, Felix would not give a single shit lmao
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Emet shaking his head at yall BABYING dimitri!! not that he knows specifically but shhh
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yeah Felix is a humongous hypocrite 😂
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if it were anyone else he'd be telling other people not to baby dimitri
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er, baby whoever
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Dimitri specifically is the problem because Felix has already gone through years and years of this with him and he does NOT want anyone ruining his progress
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Felix PLEASE quit while you're only six feet under (no don't this is fun,)
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BANNED CLOWN : Claude was absolutely going to go "the sixth sense is the sense of humor" if she questioned him on it
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KSDNJFASKDFLASDNBJK
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Alas, opportunity missed
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Okay she would have liked that.... alas
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Sorry she was too busy explaining how nothing you think is necessarily real, up to and including what you think you're thinking
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fuck it, leo likes science he'll chat with her why not???
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GO FOR IT--wait didn't you go to bed sdlkfnasd
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I KEEP WAKING UP COS IT'S HOT AND GROSS IN MY HOUSE
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....okay that's extremely fair
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Although hilariously /I/ may need to sleep... sooner or later. Presumably sooner, but
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Now that you've made it crystal clear that you have no consideration for anyone else when you speak, YOU'RE NOT WRONG...... MOSTLY..........
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Felix may be a jock but he's secretly sensitive enough that he can have surprisingly accurate insights about people...
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Mari is........................... very tenuously connected to other people at all, especially once you leave the (relatively) small circle of named characters in her canon.
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there is a part of Felix that is jealous of her for that >_>
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Felix........
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listen...life would be a lot less painful that way.....
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also I love that Emet has learned how to speak Felix lmao
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I'm SO sorry she's lecturing Felix.............
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XD it's fine, he's friends with Ingrid, he can take it
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...okay wait I just read the lecture, no he's not fine, he's so mad kjsdfgsgf
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apologies ahead of time if he just hangs up on her....although she might prefer that lmao
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LSDFNJAKASD
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I legitimately burst out laughing, thank you for that hard 180 it was fantastic
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Also though I'm SO SORRY LMAO
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hahaha
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no it's great, since Felix mostly made up with Jaskier he hasn't had anyone he really disliked to yell at, this is perfect XD
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DSFNASDK FANTASTIC THEN honestly this is SO delightful to me in part because I did NOT expect to get to flash this side of Mari any time soon at ALL but it's v important to her character and also I love to write it
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😈
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ahh I haven't had opportunity to write a nice, juicy Felix rant in a while XD
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(not one that wasn't immensely conflicted and emotional, anyway
/looks at rodrigue)
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NSDJKFASDJLKFA FELIX............
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that's felixese for YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
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Mari's just like, Okay????? Maybe you BOTH need to grow up, damn.
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She does not know what he's been through, but he doesn't know her deal either! Sheesh!
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I hope you're ready to continuously treat him like he doesn't know shit about fuck for the foreseeable future
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LMAO yes bring it on, he will feel totally justified in spewing all the verbal abuse he can muster
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Wait, just for entertainment's sake, how old is Felix
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he's been working so hard to mellow out and stop lashing out at people he cares about, so it's kind of a trip for him to have someone he can "safely" lash out at ksfjgsdfg
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he's 24
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Oh my god she's older than him............ not that she'll tell him that but LMAO it's funny for me anyway
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LOL how old is she?
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Mid 30s? Approximately? She's a lil older than me actually, lmao
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She went to college with Shinji's mom
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And she was a bit young for college, but that just means she was 16 instead of like, 19 or w/e
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omg...so the people he's had the most trouble with in VR have been Jaskier (40), Mari (mid-30s), and...a Primarina skdjdslfg
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SDNMKFAASDKJ
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Welp,
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I feel like that probably says SOMETHING about him, but I am not at all sure what
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LMAO YEAH
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I'm so glad for all of this
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this is ridiculous and great
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I am familiar with the man, and perhaps I rather enjoy his surly disposition.
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HAHAHA he thinks felix is fun
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I can't wait for Dimitri to recover and then check in on this again and be like "oh no"
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"oh no i have to apologize so much"
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Dimitri......
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