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Found a thread I'd apparently missed. Now Dan is asking one HELL of a loaded question...
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(I'm going to let the memshare go because I'm just not getting my brain together enough for it.)
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(At least with Sam. I think Remy and Rogue have a couple more replies and that'll finish.)
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Ack. Made myself tear up.
PrincessBatty
yeah we are near the end there
PrincessBatty
thankfully, cause holy cow that is just painful
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Yeeeeep.
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Sorry I lost it. This month has...been a thing.
PrincessBatty
Hey we're melting here, I get it
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Question Dan has asked: How old Sam is. I have done the math on this. It's...fun.
PrincessBatty
what parts of his life count?
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That's the question he replied with. "Physically, psychologically or spiritually?"
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For the record: 29/30, about 80 some days, 219/220
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Lol I was hoping to start steering the thread in this direction!
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Like okay we have Dan’s ugly secret on the table, now let’s talk some SPN trauma
Shard
Sam is NOT going to go into details.
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Though he's working on getting drunk enough.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Thankfully Dan never pries for details
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I mean. He might mention the trip to Hell. I can't remember if Dan knows that Dean went to Hell or not.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
no, I think Dan just knows that Dean made a demon deal to save Sam
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
but not how it played out
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Ah yeah. He knows that Dean got a year, but I think that beyond that, he doesn't know HOW Dean got back. Only that he's still alive where Sam is from.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
yeah, he's assuming they somehow broke the contract
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Not exactly.
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But, again. Getting Sam to talk about it...
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
the powers of alcohol and Dan being someone you don't have to explain the hunting biz to
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Yep.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Aww, look at these simpatico buddies
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Yeeeeeeah. They understand each other a little too well. And in other ways, not at all.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Sam like "I really don't understand how you're that horny over the Loch Ness monster, Dan"
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Look, he just doesn't understand the appeal of scales. Or fur. Or...lots of things, really.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Dan like “wait, you were disappointed when you realized the girl you were sleeping with was a werewolf?”
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I mean. She did kinda go out and tear people's hearts out without any control over herself at night...
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
“She just needs house training.”
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Also lol Juliet and I have often joked that if Sam told Dan he reminds him of Dean, Dan would be privately a little insulted.
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Not...really a thing with werewolves in his world...
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Well. Not until several seasons later.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Like not to Sam’s face, obviously, but in private just like “that guy? He seems cool but a little controlling and narrow minded, is that what Sam thinks?”
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Yeah, the werewolves in Dan’s world are much more similar to Stacia’s world/TVD/late-SPN than early SPN
Shard
Those aren't the reasons you remind him of Dean, Dan.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
“Prettyboy self-destructive alcoholic hunter who lies whenever his lips are moving” isn’t much nicer but Dan would get that
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He's also short...-er than Sam.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
He's shorter than Crowley, even
Shard
Very true.
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But Dan's a lot nicer than Crowley.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
i mean
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
the bar is set so low
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Dan's also nicer than most of Sam's world.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Kindness doesn’t last long in SPN-land.
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It really doesn't. As evidenced by Sam himself
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
How many SPN episodes are like, Sam bonds with someone, then deals with the trauma of 1) them dying because they’re a monster/demon 2) them dying because they’re the victim of the week 3) them dying because we’re at the mid-season finale or 4) them betraying him because they’re a monster/demon
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Too many.
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Also, how many of his love interests died?
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Eileen came back, at least?
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She did! Even if the finale didn't say that they got married in the end.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
the finale is now the only episode I haven't seen
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
but yeah, like...Jessica: dead. Ruby: dead, also a traitor. Sarah Blake: showed up seven seasons after her first appearance just to die. Madison: dead, also a monster...
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Bela: dead, also a traitor
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
I can't remember Sam's other LIs over the years
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Bela was more interested in Dean, I think.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Yeah, but Sam had the sexy dreams about her
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
(and I don't count Becky because )
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Dear God, no, Becky does NOT count.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
wtf were they thinking with that plot
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
it was not cute
Shard
I don't think it was meant to be cute.
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I'm pretty sure Becky was a stand in for a certain kind of SPN fan.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
yeah. it was just, idk, really tasteless to me
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