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Found a thread I'd apparently missed. Now Dan is asking one HELL of a loaded question...
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(I'm going to let the memshare go because I'm just not getting my brain together enough for it.)
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(At least with Sam. I think Remy and Rogue have a couple more replies and that'll finish.)
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Ack. Made myself tear up.
PrincessBatty
yeah we are near the end there
PrincessBatty
thankfully, cause holy cow that is just painful
Christmas Shard
Yeeeeep.
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Sorry I lost it. This month has...been a thing.
PrincessBatty
Hey we're melting here, I get it
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Question Dan has asked: How old Sam is. I have done the math on this. It's...fun.
PrincessBatty
what parts of his life count?
Christmas Shard
That's the question he replied with. "Physically, psychologically or spiritually?"
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For the record: 29/30, about 80 some days, 219/220
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Lol I was hoping to start steering the thread in this direction!
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Like okay we have Dan’s ugly secret on the table, now let’s talk some SPN trauma
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Sam is NOT going to go into details.
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Though he's working on getting drunk enough.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Thankfully Dan never pries for details
Christmas Shard
I mean. He might mention the trip to Hell. I can't remember if Dan knows that Dean went to Hell or not.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
no, I think Dan just knows that Dean made a demon deal to save Sam
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
but not how it played out
Christmas Shard
Ah yeah. He knows that Dean got a year, but I think that beyond that, he doesn't know HOW Dean got back. Only that he's still alive where Sam is from.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
yeah, he's assuming they somehow broke the contract
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Not exactly.
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But, again. Getting Sam to talk about it...
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
the powers of alcohol and Dan being someone you don't have to explain the hunting biz to
Christmas Shard
Yep.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Aww, look at these simpatico buddies
Christmas Shard
Yeeeeeeah. They understand each other a little too well. And in other ways, not at all.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Sam like "I really don't understand how you're that horny over the Loch Ness monster, Dan"
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Look, he just doesn't understand the appeal of scales. Or fur. Or...lots of things, really.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Dan like “wait, you were disappointed when you realized the girl you were sleeping with was a werewolf?”
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I mean. She did kinda go out and tear people's hearts out without any control over herself at night...
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
“She just needs house training.”
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Also lol Juliet and I have often joked that if Sam told Dan he reminds him of Dean, Dan would be privately a little insulted.
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Not...really a thing with werewolves in his world...
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Well. Not until several seasons later.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Like not to Sam’s face, obviously, but in private just like “that guy? He seems cool but a little controlling and narrow minded, is that what Sam thinks?”
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Yeah, the werewolves in Dan’s world are much more similar to Stacia’s world/TVD/late-SPN than early SPN
Christmas Shard
Those aren't the reasons you remind him of Dean, Dan.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
“Prettyboy self-destructive alcoholic hunter who lies whenever his lips are moving” isn’t much nicer but Dan would get that
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He's also short...-er than Sam.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
He's shorter than Crowley, even
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Very true.
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But Dan's a lot nicer than Crowley.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
i mean
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
the bar is set so low
Christmas Shard
Dan's also nicer than most of Sam's world.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Kindness doesn’t last long in SPN-land.
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It really doesn't. As evidenced by Sam himself
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
How many SPN episodes are like, Sam bonds with someone, then deals with the trauma of 1) them dying because they’re a monster/demon 2) them dying because they’re the victim of the week 3) them dying because we’re at the mid-season finale or 4) them betraying him because they’re a monster/demon
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Too many.
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Also, how many of his love interests died?
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Eileen came back, at least?
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She did! Even if the finale didn't say that they got married in the end.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
the finale is now the only episode I haven't seen
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
but yeah, like...Jessica: dead. Ruby: dead, also a traitor. Sarah Blake: showed up seven seasons after her first appearance just to die. Madison: dead, also a monster...
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Bela: dead, also a traitor
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
I can't remember Sam's other LIs over the years
Christmas Shard
Bela was more interested in Dean, I think.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
Yeah, but Sam had the sexy dreams about her
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
(and I don't count Becky because )
Christmas Shard
Dear God, no, Becky does NOT count.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
wtf were they thinking with that plot
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
it was not cute
Christmas Shard
I don't think it was meant to be cute.
Christmas Shard
I'm pretty sure Becky was a stand in for a certain kind of SPN fan.
Dᴀɴ Sɴᴏᴡᴛᴏʀɪs
yeah. it was just, idk, really tasteless to me
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