i'm losing my shit at how this somehow exactly encapsulates my energy

source

and yes i am absolutely insane thank you for asking

(vis a vis my big 3 i mean)

that marina and the diamonds song that goes "i feel like i'm the worst so i always act like i'm the best" is me 24/7

if i had been born at the exact same time but when i was supposed to be i'd have been a virgo with a rising leo and a leo moon and i'm pretty sure the universe was like you know what? that's even worse

WHY IS MINE SO HORNY

.... i want you to think real hard about that

I'M NOT THIS HORNY

the fact that you're leo ascendant surprises me 0%

lmaooooo what does THAT mean

basically your ascendant sign is your "first impression" on a personal level and how you come across in a personal sense and it just makes so much sense to me

this is code for "you're too fuckin loud to be a taurus"

p much, just like my cancer rising explains me lmao