My wife can't purchase Krispy Kreme doughnuts correctly, no matter how many times she tries. It's a sickness, really. A very tragic sickness.

Define "correctly"

Get yer own damn donuts then fool

Goodnight I love you

Dick!

she buys you douhgnuts and you complain?

It's a long, terrible story with many victims, I'm afraid. No need to air it out, lest harm come to the victims. I've said too much and may be held liable as it is.

You can always have my doughnuts, Star. Even the good ones.

Z'alright