[health] So, uh... my assrash....

According to my doc... it's shingles.

I guess my stress is so epic that I get Shingles breakouts. On. My. Ass.

It isn't funny... but it kinda is.

ASSRASH

i am REALLY glad you went to the doctor then

Owwww D: Jeez

ow

Yeah. He told me to tell him when it flares again, and he'll get me some meds.

Just... it's amusing to me in a way that my stress is so bad it gives me shingles.

UNICORN ASSRASH

... too many farted rainbows.

ASSRASH will not cover your bills while you're sick or injured.

(Thank you for that laugh, Mockingbird )

You might have to have words with the contractor. 😜

Oh geeeeez, I thought I had it bad! Having that come up repeatedly, and in such an awkward location, that's ... Yikes, that's beyond rough. So glad you're getting it seen to.