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I'm watching Record of Ragnarok on Netflix. I have no idea if it's good or not but I do like the first five minutes or so
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- The gods decide that humanity is shit and they're going to erradicate us
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Brynhilde: Actually there's this obscure old rule where gods and humans can face off in a 1v1 tournament battle called Ragnarok, and they only get erradicated if they lose. Let's do that, give them a sporting chance
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Other gods: Listen. We put that rule in as a joke when we were drunk. It's literally impossible for humans to win it
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Other gods: This would just be a waste of time. Don't bother
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Brynhilde: I see. So in other words, you want to erradicate humanity without facing them in battle. It's very important to you that you not risk a conflict with humans. You're terrified of the prospect and are chickening out
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Other gods:
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Brynhilde: OK sounds good let's go
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Other gods: fuck
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round 1, Lu Bu VS Thor
BWAAAAAH!
Holy shit
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this is extremely stupid but it might be good stupid
shivorce
i know from secondhand that the manga is incredible
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individual attacks are getting ten minute long backstory flashbacks
dragon time
oh shit
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i read some of the manga
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it indeed slaps
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it's dumb but in an incredibly hype way
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fate/ franchise meets WRESTLEMANIA
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god damn it there's a horny old man
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Brynhilde you're supposed to turn your phone off during Ragnarok
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REPRESENTING THE GODS:
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Thor, Zeus, Buddha, Loki, Apollo, Poseidon, Susano'o, Hercules, Vaisravaa, Anubis, Odin, Beelsebub, Shiva
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REPRESENTING HUMANITY:
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Lu Bu, Qin Shui Huang, Leonidas, Nikola Tesla, Sasaki Kojiro, Jack the Ripper, Adam, Rasputin, Nostradmus, Simo Hayha, and a few other names it didn't subtitle
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this is a good lineup
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okay I think Thor won that round
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Lu Bu is out of arms
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...and heads
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OK you know what
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if your anime is going to have a horny old man in it
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I guess it might as well be Zeus
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File No. 0000000001
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Round 2: Adam VS Zeus
magnet
oh shit this sounds like my kind of stupid cool shit
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fuckin
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Cain and Abel in the stands cheering their dad on
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one might ask questions like, how can all these pantheons all coexist in one setting
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and Record of Ragnarok's answer is
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"who FUCKING cares"
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They had budget for worldbuilding for character design and for sicknasty brutal legendary fuels and they picked two
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man
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Zeus didn't just lose
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he got fucking bodied
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Adam, the man who hates the gods more than any other
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this is a wild anime polytheistic reimagining of the story of the Garden of Eden
BattroidBattery
IIRC it plays extremely fast and loose with all the mythology
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including ours
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oh, Zeus unbroke his own neck
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Zeus has assumed his final form
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god zeus just take the L
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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that was bullshit
Lightning Bolt
this sounds stupidly awesome
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sasaki kojiro his milk not even drop
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Round 3, Sasaki Kojiro VS Poseidon
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