I present to you, an in progress horror story:

Lee Sanderlin on Twitter

(Gentleman came in last in his fantasy football league. The decision was made that as punishment, he has to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House, with one hour subtracted for each waffle he eats.)

(This is live.)

Oh my god

oh! he's going to die

Yes. He is suffering and openly discussing it. But this is a great read.

It is glorious

At last he is free

And probably never eating another waffle his entire life if I had a guess

I need the MGS3 salute image, but I'm too tired to go looking for it.

"WHO LOGGED INTO THE TOUCH TUNES TO PLAY HOMEWARD BOUND?"