This Wild Cockatoo Does This To His Favorite Person ...
angrbodic
i keep forgetting wild cockatoos exist because I'm a dumb American
angrbodic
i can't imagine that chaos
danael
fuck that's adorable
angrbodic
ikr?
beachcryptid
cockies are bastards, I love them, but they are
angrbodic
feeding wild cockatoos
oh my goddd
beachcryptid
just pure chaos in a bird
danael
FUCK THAT'S ADORABLE Dx
angrbodic
beachcryptid
: they're so smart but just so crazy
Out Of Darkness
oh no they're adorable
angrbodic
i freaking love cockatoos
angrbodic
feeding wild cockatoos
nooooo!
beachcryptid
yeeeeeeeeep also they swarm, although they ARE better than the magpies
angrbodic
beachcryptid
: HAHA REALLY??
angrbodic
i guess that makes sense since magpies are apart of the corvid family and that's the smartest family of birds
danael
wild birds can be super friendly or hellbeasts. no inbetween
angrbodic
all birds are hellbeasts
angrbodic
i have 35 years worth of experience to confirm this
angrbodic
see
see
danael
lol what are you telling the bird a work story
angrbodic
oh, probably
angrbodic
my mother has always had birds around, ever since i was a baby
angrbodic
usually parakeets then we got chewbacca
angrbodic
this isn't chewbacca but 
angrbodic
that's her breed. she's like.... fffs....
angrbodic
29-30 years old, now?
danael
that's a pretty decent sounding lifespan
angrbodic
they can live up to 75 years!
angrbodic
amazons are also nutters 
Gabby orange winged Amazon Parrot talking and having...
angrbodic
horus is losing her shit when i play these hahaha
danael
hot damn
danael
birds have their shit figured out
angrbodic
so like. cockatoos, amazons, and macaws can live up to 75
angrbodic
horus will live up to 25
angrbodic
she's 10 right now
beachcryptid
rainbowillness: sob oh OUR magpies are not covids, they are butcherbirds and they are MENA
beachcryptid
*MEAN
beachcryptid
also very intelligent. My local ones like me. I won't go near the others in swooping season
angrbodic
beachcryptid
: oh, it looks like they're passerines! they're just called "magpies" because they have similar coloration to european ones
angrbodic
interesting
angrbodic
and magpies being mean sounds about right 
angrbodic
but yeah, in north america and europe, or magpies are apart of the corvid family
angrbodic
SEE I HANG OUT WITH MY ORTHINOLOGIST FRIEND TOO MUCH
beachcryptid
basically yes, our guys are just like. Horrible Evil Bastards
beachcryptid
BUT you can bribe them with food to like you
beachcryptid
so yes
angrbodic
i bet the come back
beachcryptid
oh yes
beachcryptid
there's a few local ones that I don't feed, but they don't have trees to nest in the estate, so there's no swooping, at least
beachcryptid
they do glare tho