Incorrect quotes me, since I always laugh.

Alec: Where are you going?
John: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

this seems... accurate

Alec: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
John: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Alec, desperately, as John bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
John: Oh! B positive.
Alec: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
John:

lmaooo i laughed at this one

That is their communication level. lol

lmaooo it is i cry

Caleb: Kicks the door down looking panicked
Eliot: What did you do?
Caleb: Nobody died.
Eliot: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Kyle, going over Eliot's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Eliot: Yes
Kyle: Okay... may I know what you create?
Kyle: Problems.

Caleb: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Eliot: If?
Quentin: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

lol. Okay that last one made me laugh.

Jace: Okay, truth or dare?
Alec: Truth
Jace: How many hours have you slept this week?
Alec:
Alec: ...Dare
Jace: Go to bed.
Alec: I don’t like this game.

Jace: Hey, Alec? Can I get some dating advice?
Alec: Just because I’m with Magnus doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Erik: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Billy: Thank you
Erik: I didn't say that was a good thing
Billy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Billy: Erik, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Erik: Well of course I have.
Erik: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Erik: It's boring.

Alec: How's the sexiest person here~?
John: I don't know, how are they~?
Alec, flustered: I-
Caliban, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

fdjhgdjhgf this is too accurate i can't

lol. SO ACCURATE