when ur cat starts begging for attention & climbing all over ur stuff but then gets huffy and leaves when u pick them up and start paying Too Much Attention

WHY WERE U WALKIN ALL OVER MY SHIT THEN!!!!!! LEAVE!!

"pay attention to me. NO NOT LIKE THAT"

PRETTY MUCH

cats are the ultimate tsunderes

jiji like what do you MEAN you don't like it when i press all of my 15 pounds of mass into your thigh with my weirdly small paws

god the fucking knife paws

fuckin stabby ass lil feeties

don't you love it when i pace next to you while you're on a bed but never actually decide if i'm going to sit near you or just PACE like an ASSHOLE???

i love jiji so much but he has no capacity to understand sensory issues and does not understand how fuckin huge he is

cats in general are like. the worst about sensory issues LOL i love them but its true

peep always Delicately Brushed me with her Whiskers and i was just like ma'am would you like my whole skin because it's crawling off towards u

my ex roomie's cat Riley from a few years back used to try waking me up when i was kitten by like. while i am dead asleep rubbing his whole ass nose against my cheeks/nose/lips

which was a. terrifying and b. AWFUL SENSORILY

HEY I HATE THAT FJWOWIERHFAOWIFEJ

so i just

every morning

would pick him up after this

and RUB MY FACE AGAINST HIS

and be like HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, RILEY??

needless to say it didn't take that long for him to stop

WHEEZE

dominance

dominance was all Riley would respond to because his actual owner refused to train him

he'd piss on all of my stuff and at some point pissed both on me and on our other roommate on two separate occasions to wake us up

and eric would just be like : ( idk what to do about it : ( i wish you'd stop complaining about it on plurk : ( i don't know what i'm gonna do if things don't work out, i guess i'll take him back to the shelter : (

and i was like you don't have to take him BACK you asshole who has supposedly fostered a million cats before, fucking just discipline him when he anger pisses and stop foisting your cat off on me to take care of so he actually feels like he's your damn cat

poor riley tbh

yeah... he eventually got his because he eventually got diagnosed with chronic UTIs due to a narrow urethra so rather than continue dumping riley on me now that i had my own cat, eric started isolating riley to keep him from eating my cats' foods, because he was wet-food-exclusive

lmaoooo karma