Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:47 PM
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so. The CW Powerpuff girls script apparently leaked
Wintermelon
@Pythonmelon
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:48 PM
yeah its. terrible.
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:48 PM
considering somebody cared enough to remove the first post with copyrights it's. probably real
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:48 PM
and it's bad
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:48 PM
like it's.... amazingly bad? and mean-spirited?
Wintermelon
@Pythonmelon
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:49 PM
going out of its way to be bitter and uncreative, like every CW show
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:50 PM
hahahaha holy shit
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:50 PM
not only are the girls disgruntled college students living with their abusive father
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:53 PM
but they take the time to specifically target the original cartoon as a in-universe retelling of events and accuse it of... white-washing.....
pan
@cryptophyta
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:53 PM
it sounds so terrible on so many different levels
It's Nick
@creatorofathousanduniverses
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:53 PM
All the fragments I'm reading sound absolutely terrible
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:58 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2Mtg1KXsAIY9IM?format=jpg&name=small this is kind of cool at least. but everything else is hilariously bad
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 5:59 PM
the bad part is that apparently in this universe Mojo Jojo is a human and his human son is plotting revenge on the girls
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:00 PM
but also apparently he was revived and turned into a monkey which is so stupid I love it
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:01 PM
like. "powerpuff girls turned my dad into a monkey and I will have my revenge" is HILARIOUS
tsuchinoko real
@wefeelgroove
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:02 PM
God its just "hey look the Powerpuff girls have SEX!" Over and over again
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:03 PM
This is "Let's have Archie fuck Mrs Grundy" levels of CW shenanigans.
katzenjammer
@hakurei
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:04 PM
sits over here sipping my ppgz juice
thepenguinred
@thepenguinred
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:06 PM
I do not understand hiring people that apparently didn't enjoy the original to do the reboot. what audience are they catering to here
cataro yumenya
@sweetstacks
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:06 PM
are you saying his name is jojo jojo
Teeff
@Teeff
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:06 PM
It's so so bad
Rama
@Nerdorama
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:06 PM
cataro yumenya : The final boss off JJBA
cataro yumenya
@sweetstacks
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:07 PM
god
Rama
@Nerdorama
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:07 PM
Judging from the context, his nickname is Mojo and his surname is Jojo
Rama
@Nerdorama
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:07 PM
No wait
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:07 PM
jojo jojo I can't
Rama
@Nerdorama
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:08 PM
Joseph "Mojo" Mondel
Rama
@Nerdorama
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:08 PM
ANd Jojo Mondel
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:10 PM
Jojo.... 2!
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:12 PM
I hope jojo jojo's supervillain costume is a jojo's reference
katzenjammer
@hakurei
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:21 PM
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzL/djy/IOUwRaJvOv8Cy23GNObVm0UgtOo_lg.png im losing my mind
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:22 PM
https://images.plurk.com/6KwLRpGLizYNdAR9XjrbZu.png
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:22 PM
https://images.plurk.com/2ZKZXhfCkhB3ojeSnUz0K3.jpg
katzenjammer
@hakurei
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:22 PM
[screams internally]
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:23 PM
https://images.plurk.com/42w1xNp3ApWSttFOvgOyOL.png
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:24 PM
god this reads like a fanfiction dot net parody circa 2003
katzenjammer
@hakurei
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:25 PM
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzL/p2C/UAEwqADl4MVEjijgRMx5eAz25M1_lg.png c. comp. compt. dklsf;gh;sdgsjd
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@kabunevermind
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:28 PM
the twitter link doesn’t exist anymore..... god this is actually real isn’t it
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:28 PM
ohhhhhh fuck
It's Nick
@creatorofathousanduniverses
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:28 PM
Most likely
It's Nick
@creatorofathousanduniverses
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:28 PM
At this point I have to wonder if the writers had some sort of checklist of buzzwords to use or something
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:29 PM
looks like the person went private, here's an archive
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:30 PM
how bad do you have to be that the CW goes "uhhhh nah we're going to pass on that"
It's Nick
@creatorofathousanduniverses
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:30 PM
An article about that, by the way
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:31 PM
the fact that they're still planning to reshoot a new pilot is stunning in its optimism
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:32 PM
given that riverdale exists I kinda hope the pilot gets leaked so I can see just how bad it is
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:33 PM
maybe.
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:33 PM
Though he didn’t specify which specific aspects need to be reworked, he noted that the pilot’s tone “might’ve felt a little too campy.”
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:33 PM
the awful CW Wonder Woman pilot got leaked
It's Nick
@creatorofathousanduniverses
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:34 PM
'Campy' still isn't the word that comes to mind
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:34 PM
I think it being campy is the least of its problems
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@pistachioed
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:34 PM
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:34 PM
cabin the woods is campy, this is... idk what it is but it's bad
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:36 PM
edgy on purpose
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:36 PM
edgy without irony
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:37 PM
If anyone DEFINITELY doesn't want to see the script in its entirety, which totally doesn't exist online, don't click this link
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:37 PM
it totally doesn't have the PPG pilot script that was leaked
Wintermelon
@Pythonmelon
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:42 PM
if by "campy" they mean "soul suckingly bitter"
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@kamex
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:42 PM
https://images.plurk.com/4El2SPo2vOE5m6SLoLYQxW.png this is some serious character assassination of utonium, what the hell
katzenjammer
@hakurei
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:55 PM
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:56 PM
did they not even see the episode where he got ensnared by sedusa so easily bc he was so lonely he was willing to date whatever woman showed him any affection
katzenjammer
@hakurei
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:57 PM
professor utonium is a man that fell in love at a fuckin supermarket
duck bastard
@trilies
Tue, May 25, 2021 6:57 PM
i'm pretty sure no one in this production process has ever seen PPG at all
NekoInc, MSPM
@NekoIncardine
Tue, May 25, 2021 7:09 PM
... he noted that the pilot’s tone “might’ve felt a little too campy.”
NekoInc, MSPM
@NekoIncardine
Tue, May 25, 2021 7:09 PM
I think that line from the article confirms that
Beans
@lightdrizzel
Tue, May 25, 2021 7:09 PM
https://64.media.tumblr.com/aa6fc99a8f4ee8b758c90581f2273c20/5fe1a1ffca5aedde-44/s1280x1920/1c6e62a7ef2f9f99245c429769160789083258b2.jpg
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