In regards to a baker asking the party to save his wife who was kidnapped by a Paladin of 'The Lady Of The Roses': Eikarr made a deal with the baker that if they saved his wife they will be granted lifetime access to his baked goods once a day. this is enough payment for Eikarr
Eikarr, wiggling a snake: Look guys it's really not worth it. The snolfs, sufficiently cowed, retreat back into the bushes. E: Yeah that's what I thought
Eikarr digs the best firepit for his partyEikarr made a deal with the baker that if they saved his wife they will be granted lifetime access to his baked goods once a day. this is enough payment for EikarrDicks out for the bakerEikarr fucks the SatyrAPPARENTLY THE PART GOT TRAPPED IN A FEY MAZE AND FOUND A SATYREikarr had sex so good he inspired himselfSnolfs, or 'snake-wolves' appear from the bushes. Eikarr picks up a dead snake and intimidates them back into the bushesThe snolfs, sufficiently cowed, retreat back into the bushes.
E: Yeah that's what I thought
Eikarr pursuaded a river to talk to himbro what the fuckEikarr jumps down the hole because he saw a dog