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Hello naughty children it is Lancer o'clock. Today we're just gonna take at look at MECHS because this is a game about MECHS
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All of them
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So let's start with IPS-N
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https://images.plurk.com/5yc7znFGAsy9f7Rqh6Ghdy.png BLACKBEARD is a frontline assault mech with the gimmick of having grappling harpoons built in, allowing it to shoot enemies and drag them into melee range
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It also can have an NHP on board that is a berserker. If you activate it your mech gets faster and stronger but also you lose the ability to control it's actions. The only thing you can do is turn it off before it starts attacking your friends
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https://images.plurk.com/4cXHKfU84PhtK3PofagJfK.png DRAKE is a ranged defensive powerhouse, focusing on being a fucking wall that your allies can literally hide behind while laying down suppressive fire with it's giant chaingun
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not the biggest mecha, but a wide, chonky boi
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The Drake can literally deploy a fucking fortress, with walls and ramparts and shit
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hello giant robots
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https://images.plurk.com/Z9SXwOzttqseEo0snlyNS.png LANCASTER is a large support focused mech. It can repair allies and smaller mechs can literally ride it into battle
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Not much in the way of firepower, but it can keep a team running for a long-ass time
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https://images.plurk.com/29rl5RbqCanucTo5l4BeZk.png NELSON is a rapid assault focused mech that fights with a spear and an impact hammer built into one arm. It's famous for two things:
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1: Being the favored mech of the Albatross
2: Having a fucking nearlight drive
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It makes it one of the fastest mechs in the game, but only in straight lines
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zoomy boi
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https://images.plurk.com/3EW1s5kNvcXs1Sm0FkLcJO.png RALEIGH is a frontline fighter that focuses on having a bigass revolver
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That's literally the gimmick. If you want to be a cowboy you want a Raleigh
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https://images.plurk.com/6shGHl00GObcHpPKalbyyy.png TORTUGA is a close range defensive mech but in the same weight class as the Drake
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Instead of hosing people down from range with a chaingun it gets right up in people's faces and punishes anyone who moves near it with brutal counterattacks
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https://images.plurk.com/78t35QrOdqrfNnmY3rOvcS.png VLAD is a bully who uses a giant oversized nailgun to literally nail enemy mechs to the ground
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It's also covered in so many spikes that engaging it in melee is a risky prospect
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https://images.plurk.com/7BHfCVKLC6yWKwDHgadGIU.png CALIBAN is a tiny little thing designed for boarding enemy ships in fleet engagements and then killing everyone on board. It isn't NOT inspired by the Doom Guy
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Unlike many IPS-N frames, the Caliban has no roots in early attempts at self-defense by freighter crews and asteroid miners. It was not born from ingenuity - there is no legacy of resilience, heroism, or the frontier spirit to paper over the purpose of its birth.
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It has no civilian applications in aid, disaster relief, construction, or farming; it does not build, defend, or inspire – it was designed to solve a numbers problem on a ledger.
It is a tool designed to kill human beings very, very quickly.
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https://images.plurk.com/67oxRpbqsN3RasdEvPvVYw.png ZHENG is designed to do one thing and that is PUNCH
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PUNCH EVERYTHING
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I love Zheng so much
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That's IPS-N's catalog
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SMITH SHIMANO CORP
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https://images.plurk.com/3YhnaBq4AP9QIHsMM5ofEX.png BLACK WITCH is a mech that uses repulsor fields and mangetism to drag enemies around and shut down enemy hackers
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https://images.plurk.com/69yx1pq4zUTQwCwHbd3hvH.png DEATH'S HEAD is an artillery mech that focuses on rapid mobility and GUN
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It can walk up walls and it has room for one REALLY big gun
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(or one big gun and one little gun, if you're a coward)
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https://images.plurk.com/62fVph0IplIb3Y4rCeeKHt.png DUSK WING focuses on holographic illusions to confuse and disorient opponents. It was built after studying records from an assault on an unshackled NHP
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https://images.plurk.com/wSs12q0zisbB2kA3ohinf.png METALMARK is a stealth fucker
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It can straight up turn invisible.
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https://images.plurk.com/aPLRpALQm7BLGbig7omUu.png MONARCH is a high damage powerhouse that focuses on fucking everything around it with missiles
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Apparently SSC uses artificial scarcity to drive the price and value up
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They're hard to find and thus greatly valued
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https://images.plurk.com/7pnzlnibId12kESUoXBPOn.png MOURNING CLOAK is an assassin mech that focuses on powerful melee attacks and a high experimental teleportation system
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Using the teleporter has a small chance of having you just vanish for the rest of the battle
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https://images.plurk.com/3xKiiM21kcIuqYOhXWrutn.png SWALLOWTAIL is a support mech that focuses on stealth and recon
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it uses advanced tactical forecast abilities to predict the future. You can retroactively move your allies out of the way of attacks in response to them being hit
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https://images.plurk.com/3FBiUbKgvhCI2iFUAiJMUn.png ATLAS is a mech so small it's almost more of a power armor
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It focuses on fighting larger enemies with ambush tactics. It can hide in plain sight, leave trip lines, has a grappling hook, and does bonus damage to prone enemies
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It's on my "Definitely play this" list
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That's SSC's catalog
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HORUS
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https://images.plurk.com/4KB6YnwrUAWeRK9um93ESW.png BALOR is a mech that relies on swarms of angry nanobots to disassemble everything around you on a molecular level
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It can also reassemble itself to heal from damage
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https://images.plurk.com/5T1D22KS5k5vFvLa8OHc9k.png GOBLIN is a tiny little mech that can attach itself to an ally, effectively taking the goblin out of the fight and allowing the pilot to focus entirely on it's specialty: Hacking
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It can do more weird shit than I feel like listing here
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https://images.plurk.com/6N79RMY2hKcnXBXCuUENpI.png GORGON is a defensive mech that uses a memetic weapon so horrifying that merely looking at it can cause headaches, blindness, cranial hemorrhaging, and worse\
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It's horrifying. I love it
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https://images.plurk.com/6ZI7eqnuNmTsYevYkEDoFj.png HYDRA is a mech that focuses on controlling swarms of drones. The whole mech is, in fact, made of drones that can detach and reassemble themselves as needed
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If you wanna do fin-funnel nonsense this is the mech to go for
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https://images.plurk.com/2jeBnj3LfEULL3rOuglEk8.png MANTICORE is a highly unstable mech that is constantly on the verge of exploding due to overheat, but also just kind of has an aura of Fuck You full of plasma and electrical discharges
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If you pilot a manticore you might die, but your death will involve words like "Crater" and "Explosive radius"
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https://images.plurk.com/3YLBWnm0ITNRNOPP02iH15.png MINOTAUR's goal is to just stop anyone from doing anything
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They use hacking attacks to slow down and disorient enemies, effectively trapping them in the "Minotaur's labyrinth"
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https://images.plurk.com/6aWW1jH7vvbRxImE7b7tx.png PEGASUS has the best gimmick in the game and that is the omnigun
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The Omnigun does 1 damage and not even god himself can stop it
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if I pilot a Hydra do I [have|get] to monologue about THE MEMES JACK
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https://images.plurk.com/3ohDsYmwbjHZuPgB4mGZP0.png KOBOLD is a tiny little mech that focuses on altering the terrain to your advantage. It was originally designed for mining and construction, and has been weaponized to be as obnoxious as possible
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A favored mech of the Ungratefuls
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https://images.plurk.com/29BtJQ1dAgp6KPoNOL9kG3.png LICH uses time travel to fuck with the past. It can retroactively declare that an attack on an ally was actually an attack on the Lich
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And then it can undo the attack on itself by trying time in knots and abusing the Save State/Load State keys
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and that's HORUS's catalog
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A brief note on HORUS MECHS: most other manufacturers have a very distinctive LOOK
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HORUS mechs do not
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These pictures are just examples
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You can tell you're fighting a Balor because it has the nanotech field but the mech itself could look like anything
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They're not called Frames they're called "Pattern Groups"
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HARRISON ARMORY
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https://images.plurk.com/CnxXUD6PlxhpuplAW3L37.png BARBAROSSA is the single biggest mech in the game available to PCs
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That gun on it's shoulder uses artificial gravity to super accelerate projectiles. It's meant for use on capital ships, but they're putting it here first to test it's effectiveness
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because capital ships are EXPENSIVE
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https://images.plurk.com/6WligxuhlmrV2Xy9dNckKK.png GENGHIS is a mech that focuses on setting everything on fire
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On top of being armed with flamethrowers, it has a lot of ways of explosively releasing built up heat, turning the mech into a firey tornado of Fuck Everything
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https://images.plurk.com/1epJlGtOCmJV6ScS1QP6hz.png ISKANDAR is a battlefield control mech that focuses on using mines to block enemy movement and artificial gravity to throw enemies at the mines
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It's a nasty looking machine
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https://images.plurk.com/2nCihkA2NUGXIw0uZpIxda.png NAPOLEON is a tiny mech (Haha Napoleon is short) that uses experimental forcefield technology to isolate enemies and divide up the battlefield
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https://images.plurk.com/6I76cM3ujh2hpnZD60fcTD.png SALADIN ALSO uses experimental forcefield technology, but more to protect allies than to isolate enemies. It's a supporty mech
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https://images.plurk.com/6UNocFoTPMtkR8aYis3Beo.png SHERMAN is designed to focus on energy weapons. It has a BIGASS built in laser in it's head
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And can use a lot of weapons that build up heat, combined with a number of systems for managing heat build up
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https://images.plurk.com/6kS8J89gbVKFuN0xSDftTz.png TOKUGAWA is a ridiculous mech that is designed to overclock it's own reactor and bleed the excess heat into its weapons, turning them into superheated energy weapons that can cut through anything
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It has a melee focus
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https://images.plurk.com/NSJVczKkn3YeOg4XMCg1B.png SUNZI focuses on using stolen Valadores tech to teleport allies and enemies around the battlefield
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So another control fucker
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And that
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Is all of them
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A few more fun facts:
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- 3d Printing technology is HIGHLY advanced in Lancer and can print full mechs and all their equipment. Even if your mech is destroyed, as long as you survive and can get to a printer you can just generate a new one on the spot
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- The Metalmark, however, has a knife designed by master artisans and is so exclusive that if you lose it they won't let you print a new one until you write a letter to the artisan who designed your PERSONAL knife, apologizing and explaining the circumstances in which you lost the original
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- Each Atlas mech remembers the motion data of everyone who has used it before and can supplement your motions with those of a thousand previous master.
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The Sparri LOVE the Atlas because it lets them literally channel the power of their ancestors
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- The Caliban has a shotgun that is so heavy duty it comes with a warning to be careful when ejecting the shells around allies because they come out fast enough to decapitate unarmored infantry
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- Zheng started out as a Raleigh but one particularly clever pilot did a TON of modifications on it while under attack by pirates. She was able to wipe out an ENTIRE pirate fleet with it before succumbing to injuries, hunger, and radiation poisoning in a 45 day battle of cat and mouse
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- The first Lich was found when some mechanics noticed that the blueprints had been emailed to them by, apparently, themselves
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I hope that anyone actually reading all this is enjoying it
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Next time we’ll talk about Union and the Utopian Pillars
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A fun thing about the Raleigh that isn't immediate obvious:
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When we say 'its gimmick is revolvers' we don't mean the revolver in its hand in its art
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what we mean is that its entire chest cavity is a massive rotary barrel gun that fires off whenever you reload any weapons with the "Loading" tag
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Wait is THAT how it works?
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Holy shit
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YEAH
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I never quite GOT how Raleigh was supposed to work
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that's incredible
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yeah you can just fire the moljnir properly but it also fires off whenever you reload, which you can do either via stabilize or through the raleighs frame trait of "if you don't attack or force a save this turn you automatically reload all loading weapons"
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so you could basically spend a whole turn locking onto two enemies
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then the frame trait activates, reloading your weapons
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and then the chest cannon fires off
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nice
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you are not wrong about the fact that the gimmick is still "do you want to be a cowboy"
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it's just even more ridiculous than that
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I have entered the perimeter of wisdom
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Oh I forgot a very important aspect of Pegasus
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And that is it's traits:
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https://images.plurk.com/31YI9P1s4z0yzBUjqkp7l7.png
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EXTR!UDE GUN
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GUN: GUN
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very gun
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gun???
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the most important question of all
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in a fight between a tokugawa and a raleigh which frame is the most favored based on pure specs
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It depends! If we are just basing it on stock loadouts, hm.
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the Raleigh needs to save its payload for when the Tokugawa inflicts Exposed on itself, because it's a glass cannon striker frame
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the Tokugawa has less HP so if the Raleigh can get some good early hits in, that is a key advantage, especially if it activates its Core power and starts loading the Mjolnir cannon
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but the Tokugawa can deal a frightening amount of damage VERY quickly
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basically the Raleigh needs to wait for a chance to counterattack. If it does and it lands those counterattacks, all of those punishes are going to be MASSIVE
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so what you're saying is in the samurai vs. cowboy duel the possibility of a mutual kill is very high
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as it should be
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These are btw my favorite mecha because they are meme machines
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Honorable mention to the caliban which is doom slayer the robot
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