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hot take: both red and green takis are better than purple
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purple has way WAY too much lime
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the spice level? great. but they're so fucking sour it's like eating an entire lime
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the green ones are lame but at least there's no lime
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why do people need to put lime in spicy things just enjoy the spice
❝marti❞
i have never consumed a taki
❝marti❞
i now have a reason to
V O I D M O T H
what the hell is a taki o.O
V O I D M O T H
why do they come in purple
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they're spicy corn chips that have been rolled up
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they're kind of a meme food
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the green bag is basically just ya basic "taco" flavor, mild spice, lots of flavor, pretty good
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the red bag is my fave and is big spice, plenty of flavor, some lime
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the purple bag is either made with habanero or ghost pepper, big big spice but the literally insane amount of lime they put in it destroys the flavor
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you eat a handful and it's literally like just eating an entire lime, it sucks
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there's no point to spicy shit if it doesn't also taste good, if you're in it for pure spice and shit flavor then you're basically just participating in dick measuring
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there's no excuse for spicy stuff that tastes like ass
❝marti❞
pen, what is your take on flamin' hot cheetos?
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i've never had them actually
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im kind of meh on cheetos except the white cheddar kind
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i don't typically go for spicy snacks
❝marti❞
ahh
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i LOVE spicy shit but i have to be careful because i am a white lady with a hiatal hernia
❝marti❞
gotcha
❝marti❞
that is a problem in that case
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it fucking sucks
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before it got really bad i could just eat spicy shit all the time
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there's this really REALLY good ghost pepper hot sauce from the hot ones people that's spectacular on wings
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or it actually might be reapers? i'm not sure
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it's their top tier spiciest hot sauce and! it fucking has amazing flavor! it's not just pure heat! that's my entire jam
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if you just want pure heat then like, why bother with shitty hot sauce, just get some Pure Cap
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the internet is obsessed with purple takis and i just don't understand it
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ugh fuck now i want takis
❝marti❞
the reason i asked about the cheetos is that i don't remember who, but someone on plurk mentioned how they don't have any flavor except spicy
❝marti❞
and it ruined them for me lmao
❝marti❞
i did, however, discover if you double-fist the flamin' hot cheetos with white cheddar cheez-its, it vastly improves everything about them
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someone suggested eating purple takis with cream cheese which sounds good although it probably defeats the purpose
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YO THAT'S GENIUS
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yoooooo
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god i want now
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i should probably eat ddinner
MAD DOGS
ive never had takis but im ready to support u on this
MAD DOGS
get that excess lime outta there 
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i feel the same way about putting cilantro in everything spicy
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but i get that cilantro and lime + spicy stuff is mexican food culture
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i'm just like bruh you gotta balance this shit
❝marti❞
i like cilantro but i feel bad for soap gene people when a restaurant abuses it
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i'm one of those
ᴜsᴇʟᴇss ʟᴇsʙɪᴀɴ
As someone who loves spice, I've always been meaning to try Takis but keep forgetting to buy some
ᴜsᴇʟᴇss ʟᴇsʙɪᴀɴ
I have bought some spicy Doritos that I love though. The lime Doritos are grsat
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lime is fine in moderation
V O I D M O T H
Lime is the superior citrus fruit, I will defend it to my dying day, but yeah it gets very overwhelming very quickly
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you say this with your filthy mouth when pink grapefruits exist, may god curse your bones