[true crime commentary]

From last night's 'getting our money's worth out of Discovery Plus,' but I was too Le Tired to say it then.

Ma'am. I hate to break it to you, but 'we were both Mormons' is. Not the earth-shattering common ground you make it out to be when you grew up in Salt Lake City.

I have no problems with 'check religious compatibility before entering serious relationship,' but when literally most of the town is Mormon... XD