Super Human Interview 2

so the guy who can instantly put on clothes

Caleb is so mad at how useless that power is

but know what this guy could have solved, instantly?

fucking INFINITY WAR

FUCK YOURE RIGHT

just touch the infinity gauntlet and BOOM

Honestly that seems like a useful power for superheroes in general

Like maybe not as your only power but it does solve a lot of logistical problems

Whirlwind Armor-Donning Prana is a charm for a reason

Also besides the infinity gauntlet, that power would be useful against any hero whose powers are entirely just their costume

Like just touch iron man

Now you’re wearing the suit

I recall multiple heroes - Flash, for example - having contrived explanations unrelated to their actual powersets for how they quickly changed into their costumes on the spot. It's a niche that needs served

How are we gonna get the power core out of here safely? Don't worry

BOOM. Now I'm wearing it like a shirt

The only thing is the skit implies he can’t turn the power of, which realistically would mean he’d already be dead

Off*

how does he eat

Exactly

"read your own mind" if you can also get all your subconscious thoughts it could be useful for introspection

Like remembering anything kind of stuff?