brainvomit
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brainvomit
brainvomit
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Ate breakfast in my room and fully expected Toki to hop down from his hammock to eat from his bowl. He loved eating when I did.
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Toki was the longest living pet I've ever had. I got 13 years with him! I'm very lucky! Other chinchilla owners I've met don't get that much time.
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(i can't watch chinchilla tiktoks because most stress me the fuck out. people will do shit like give their chin tea with milk in it or ripe berries and noooooooooo.)
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Dove back into reading to distract myself.
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Once The Rabbit Died is done on Twitter, I am going to work on really nailing the moon and rabbit connection. Like I have Tsukiko right there and the Rabbit in Green is a reference to the Jade Rabbit, but yes. I want to push that shit harder. Bring in more Mayan references? Or like bring up how Aztec's took from the Mayans.
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Rabbits and pregnancy and the moon.
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I do want to fit in how Nahuatl was spread in Mexico by Spain. Philip the II made it the lingua franca, then about a century later, another king went ONLY SPANISH IN MY NEW SPAIN.
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And man, I'm like. Such a novice about Mexican history.
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My family lived in Texas, which was once part of New Spain. Lots of Tejanos will call themselves Hispanic instead of Latinx. Which makes for some fucking discourse.
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LABELS, MAN.
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Love how one of the Aztec moon gods got slapped in the face with a rabbit and that it left a scar.
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Tecciztecatl | Religion-wiki | Fandom
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This one goes with that the gods didn't like there being two suns in the sky and to remedy this, they chucked a rabbit at Tecciztecatl to darken him.
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Another source claims it was to shame him for not jumping into the fire.
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Either way, he got smacked with a bunny.
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Meanwhile, Coyolxauhqui tried killing her own mom for getting knocked up by bird feathers.
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Which prompted the fetus to jump out as a fully formed man. He chopped up Coyolxauhqui and his 400 other siblings into bits for attacking mama.
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Then he hurled the pieces up into the night sky.
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I fucking love gods.
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I will admit, some of the shit in the Rabbit Died is messy. Like Tsukiko is very much me approaching the idea of immaculate conception as fucking traumatic.
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Like there's a few different versions of how Quetzalcoatl was conceived from bening (swallowing a green stone, like emerald or jade) to terrifying (getting an arrow up the vagina). Then there's Coatlicue and the ball of feathers.
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We have all the shit Zeus does in Greek myth.
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Fucking asshole turning a shower of gold to rape a chick, like wtf, man.
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Imagine a light passing over you and BOOM, KNOCKED UP.
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Have a glass of milk, ha ha, now you're carrying a baby!!!
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Gods suck.
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Maxie is unhappy with me not coming out in the living room. He tries to herd us all in there if he can.
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Alan got me poke.
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Don't think I have it in me to update. I'll try.
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Update is up.
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Surprised I was able to get characters to speak.
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internet hugs!! i don't think anyone would begrudge you missing some updates while you mourn but i do appreciate the update a lot ๐ this section is feeling a lot like a calm before a storm!
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breakfast before a birth
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a feast before the blood ritual
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thank you, btw.
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ofc!! sorry i can't do more than type platitudes, there is too much ocean in the way for me to bring you delicious food & offer to watch some bad horror films lol
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the damn ocean. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE PLATITUDES.
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if only the fishman that cursed my dick was real, he could give me a ride over
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he could carry you in his fishy mouth.
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Daddy Chris With Boxer Briefs Claims His Lineage Fro...
youtube just recommended this.
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๐ค HuMaN PeRSoN on Twitter
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CHARMS
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I CANT CLICK ON THE CHARMS I'M HOWLING AT THIS DUDE IN HIS JOCKS
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I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED FOR REAL IN THE GAME
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CHRIS APPEARED IN HIS BRIEFS TO TAKE THE BABY.
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THATS JUST WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME. I HAVENT PLAYED IT & NEVER WILL BUT I KNOW THIS IS A REAL UNALTERED CUTSCENE
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also i can't believe how close i am to ordering a charm for a game i've never & will never play
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i haven't had a proper keychain charm in like a year... i lost my diablo 3 tyrael sword.... it's time....
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CORRECT.
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...i splurged and bought a moreau and a lady d.
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NICE.
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i got the sirenhead sticker pack too, as a treat
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getting the nice creatures
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a nice lil package of critters that i'll get in like, 3 months, so it'll be like a surprise lol
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packages like that are great. it's like thank you past me for thinking of future me.
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maxie just shoved his whole dumb head into my purse...
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he wants my money, i swear.
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once again i attempt to read the thesis on watership down and it's epic roots.
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Maxie is very in need of my attention and I am giving it.
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But he is also rolling onto his back, exposing his belly, and I don't want to lose my hand.
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if i ever suddenly became unallergic to cats i'd immediately lose both hands i think
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both my dogs are like OOO YEAH BABY RUB MY BELLY! DO IT FOR 4 STRAIGHT HOURS!!! i have no defenses or wiles
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i grew up with cats so i know it's asking for trouble but also THE BELLY IS SO CUTE.
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i am RESISTING.
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welp, maxie left and seconds later i hear alan go 'MAXIE WHY'.
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he found a victim.
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OH NO LOL
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alan gone too soon
alan gone too soon
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sometimes maxie will just sit on alan's chest when alan is lying on the couch.
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oh my god lmao
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Behold Me
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ONLY Me
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No TV for You
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Moreau brushes his teeth and Mother Miranda pays a v...
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THAT TOOTHBRUSH ISN'T SAFE
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im sorry part FOUR??? THIS IS A WHOLE SERIES???
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SLIPPERY MAN MOREAU KUN ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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THEY DID OTHERS, YEAH.
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THIS IS INSANE LMFAO HE BRUSHED HIS FACE OFF
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THE DONNA REVEAL HOLY SHIT!!
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i'll never recover from this
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i hope they sell plushes of those puppets
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oh my god PLEASE.
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Mr. Heisen makes a killing machine in Part 3 of the ...
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i have to say i love the blatant marketing ploy of the puppets acknowledging that people don't like horror games & the puppets insisting they aren't scary
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whoever came up with this is a genius
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'pls don't be scared!' gets tossed into a murder machine.
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we aren't scary!! BIG SISTER DIMI chugs a bucket of blood and hulks out
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THE EQUIPMENT FOR KILLING SOMEBODY
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LMAO POOR MOREAU
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HE KEEPS GETTING INJURED
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and he doesn't have a ps5
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IT SEEMS TO BE A THEME YES
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OKAY! RESIDENT EVIL IS NOT SCARY!!
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'I CANT SLEEP. ITS A TYPE OF EXCITEMENT I DON'T ENJOY' same moreau kun... same
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i want the moreau kun puppet
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lumpy
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mr lumpus
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lump kun
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lump kun