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In the hilarious realm of doing two opposite threads right now, on the one hand we've got Luna about three seconds away from hexing Maul into next week for interfering with Paimon. On the other, we've got Peter a shivering wreck because Maul is so much as being near him because he broke into his house.
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For once, his intentions with Peter aren't malicious. He just wants to talk. Buuuuut since he's been psychologically terrorizing the poor boy for months now, he's reaped what he had sowed.
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Their thread at the hotel remains one of the funniest things I've ever done in Deerington.
Toasty Mallow
𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.
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Toasty Mallow : Husband's misbehaving himself again, Usagi.
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shocker
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Toasty Mallow : His rehabilitation is going swimmingly!
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𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.
JOHN'S IN NO MOOD FOR YOUR BS, MAUL.
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someone needs to realize Usagi and Obi-Wan need a break from putting out Maul's bs fires
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Being a better person is HARD for him. This is him putting forth an EFFORT to behave.
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Toasty Mallow : Send them to a spa for the weekend.
𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.
Toasty Mallow : go ask obi-wan where the good drinks are at in john's shop and help yourselves. he'll handle it for a bit :|
𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.
though that might be by way of a fireball to his face
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Usagi doesn't drink
𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.
there's tea as well
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that'll do
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she's too much of a good girl to have anything more than celebratory champagne since she's not legally able to drink
𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫.
jfojasojg Maul: I just want to talk
Peter: passes out on the floor
Maul: ....guess I'll wait a couple more hours, then
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skeletals: SNERK ESSENTIALLY YES. Like he honestly came just to talk for once and is just like 'Buck up and stop being traumatized now.'
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