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Got up. Took meds. Then went right back to sleep.
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Didn't wake up until super late.
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Now I'm all fucked.
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I have fucked up. I have fucked up now.
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Ordered Starbucks, I'm irritating.
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i keep watching this clip.
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just
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mrap.
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mrap, mrap, mrap, that's some mad ass pussy.
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i need to write the update.
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hurl rocks at me.
THE SHUNT
gonna flick this can o worms at ya buddy
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FUCK
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UPDATE UP.
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the worms compelled me.
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getting these words out is important since they're OUT.
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WAIT EXCUSE ME?!
SLKDFALKJSDAF
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THIS VIDEO
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GOOD QUESTION!!!!
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why DOES this doll have a booty!?!?
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AT LEAST SHE ISN'T BUILD LIKE THE OTHER BALL JOINT DOLLS I'VE SEEN.
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those have fucking coochie.
THE SHUNT
WELL YANNO WHAT. THE BOOTY IS AN IMPROVEMENT THEN
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feel like the internet would explode if doll vulva showed up in a resident evil game.
THE SHUNT
yeah we aren't ready as a society for that
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my chaos loving side wants it to happen one day.
THE SHUNT
one day... ONE DAY.
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bea rn is just why are these rowdy fucks in my house
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why meeee
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WRITING IS A THING.
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...people are really being weird in the twd fandom. i'm glad i'm like a casual observer?
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because rn people are writing detailed fantasies of killing characters and sending it to those characters' fans????
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which???????/??
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guys, that isn't healthy.
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block those fans, guys.
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GETTING MORE AND MORE HAPPY I'M A TINY CHICKEN MCNUGGET.
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i do want to try getting waste of a heart done by the end of a year.
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piedad is pretty much inle but what if an android, and you know, i don't care. my shit is usually connected.
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thanks stephen king.
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god, i wish rex and samuel made the cut for the rabbit died. SHIT WOULD BE DONE.
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but also they're TOO competent.
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if holly didn't have fucking issues, he'd be too competent.
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gently places rex and sam in the corner.
THE SHUNT
https://images.plurk.com/7LmMKpvjgDWYf0cA45I696.jpg an offering in the hopes that the curse the fishman put on my dick is removed
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thank you. but i don't know if i can break that curse.
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THE SHUNT : i shall try.
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i just got an idea for a fic.
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gdi i think the curse spread to me.
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THE CAT ACCIDENTALLY SCRATCHED MY THIGH AAAAH.
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i am sorry but this is how the curse spreads
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He made the most ungraceful leap onto my lap and slipped.
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cursed and bleeding. my life.
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for me it was dozer launching off of my foot with both his back paws because he thought he heard a bird (there was no bird)
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i'd post a pic for proof but i bet you don't wanna see a picture of my feet anymore than i wanna post one online
THE SHUNT
trust me there are two big gouge marks
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i trust you.
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why do animals treat us like launching pads.
THE SHUNT
idk why. we went from peaceful snuggling to howling at an imaginary bird (and being cursed obviously)
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the cat just accidentally scratched alan. this cat is on a roll.
THE SHUNT
how is alan feeling about sad fishmen? no reason....
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alan: i support them.
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a friend asked which of my characters would fuck the fish. and just. i'm attacked.
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well. which ones?
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cody.
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HUH. GOOD FOR YOU CODY. I KNEW I LIKED YOU.
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clover would bully the poor fish.
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BUT SHE WOULD BULLY ANY MAN SO--
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WELL CLOVERS GOTTA DO WHAT CLOVERS GOTTA DO. I CANT BLAME HER.
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SHE MUST BULLY.
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alan just reminded me of the wonderbread man.
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"lady d going to buy wonder bread."
THE SHUNT
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wonder if i'll lose followers for the wonder bread jokes.
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STILL HAVE FOLLOWERS. LORD.
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...is that a food twitter following me?
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https://images.plurk.com/2Y7OwA2zSWqQdR6VTS55BH.png are you lost, friend?
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