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brainvomit


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Got up. Took meds. Then went right back to sleep.

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Didn't wake up until super late.

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Now I'm all fucked.

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I have fucked up. I have fucked up now.

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Ordered Starbucks, I'm irritating.

๐ Shauntae ๐
mrap

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i keep watching this clip.

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just

๐ Shauntae ๐
mrap.

๐ Shauntae ๐
mrap, mrap, mrap, that's some mad ass pussy.

๐ Shauntae ๐
i need to write the update.

๐ Shauntae ๐
hurl rocks at me.

THE SHUNT
gonna flick this can o worms at ya buddy



๐ Shauntae ๐
FUCK

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UPDATE UP.

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the worms compelled me.

๐ Shauntae ๐
getting these words out is important since they're OUT.

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WAIT EXCUSE ME?!
SLKDFALKJSDAF

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THIS VIDEO

THE SHUNT
GOOD QUESTION!!!!

THE SHUNT
why DOES this doll have a booty!?!?

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AT LEAST SHE ISN'T BUILD LIKE THE OTHER BALL JOINT DOLLS I'VE SEEN.

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those have fucking coochie.

THE SHUNT
WELL YANNO WHAT. THE BOOTY IS AN IMPROVEMENT THEN

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feel like the internet would explode if doll vulva showed up in a resident evil game.

THE SHUNT
yeah we aren't ready as a society for that

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my chaos loving side wants it to happen one day.

THE SHUNT
one day... ONE DAY.

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bea rn is just why are these rowdy fucks in my house

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why meeee

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WRITING IS A THING.

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...people are really being weird in the twd fandom. i'm glad i'm like a casual observer?

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because rn people are writing detailed fantasies of killing characters and sending it to those characters' fans????

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which???????/??

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guys, that isn't healthy.

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block those fans, guys.

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GETTING MORE AND MORE HAPPY I'M A TINY CHICKEN MCNUGGET.

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i do want to try getting waste of a heart done by the end of a year.

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piedad is pretty much inle but what if an android, and you know, i don't care. my shit is usually connected.

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thanks stephen king.

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god, i wish rex and samuel made the cut for the rabbit died. SHIT WOULD BE DONE.

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but also they're TOO competent.

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if holly didn't have fucking issues, he'd be too competent.

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gently places rex and sam in the corner.

๐ Shauntae ๐
Resident Evil 8 Village - 12 Amazing Facts & Details...

THE SHUNT
an offering in the hopes that the curse the fishman put on my dick is removed


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thank you. but i don't know if i can break that curse.

THE SHUNT
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:
well... you're welcome i guess


๐ Shauntae ๐
THE SHUNT
: i shall try.

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i just got an idea for a fic.

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gdi i think the curse spread to me.

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THE CAT ACCIDENTALLY SCRATCHED MY THIGH AAAAH.

THE SHUNT
i am sorry but this is how the curse spreads

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He made the most ungraceful leap onto my lap and slipped.

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cursed and bleeding. my life.

THE SHUNT
for me it was dozer launching off of my foot with both his back paws because he thought he heard a bird (there was no bird)

THE SHUNT
i'd post a pic for proof but i bet you don't wanna see a picture of my feet anymore than i wanna post one online

THE SHUNT
trust me there are two big gouge marks

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i trust you.

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why do animals treat us like launching pads.

THE SHUNT
idk why. we went from peaceful snuggling to howling at an imaginary bird (and being cursed obviously)

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the cat just accidentally scratched alan. this cat is on a roll.

THE SHUNT
how is alan feeling about sad fishmen? no reason....

THE SHUNT


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alan: i support them.

THE SHUNT
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:
jots down notes


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a friend asked which of my characters would fuck the fish. and just. i'm attacked.

THE SHUNT
well. which ones?

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cody.

THE SHUNT
HUH. GOOD FOR YOU CODY. I KNEW I LIKED YOU.

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clover would bully the poor fish.

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BUT SHE WOULD BULLY ANY MAN SO--

THE SHUNT
WELL CLOVERS GOTTA DO WHAT CLOVERS GOTTA DO. I CANT BLAME HER.

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SHE MUST BULLY.

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alan just reminded me of the wonderbread man.

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"lady d going to buy wonder bread."

THE SHUNT
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:


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wonder if i'll lose followers for the wonder bread jokes.

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STILL HAVE FOLLOWERS. LORD.

๐ Shauntae ๐
...is that a food twitter following me?

๐ Shauntae ๐
are you lost, friend?
