VIRGIN-SENPAI
[meme] My character suddenly pushes yours against the wall and kisses you? Putting aside whatever gave them enough confidence to do something so bold, what happens?
sword gremlin 🔪
Felix goes “EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK KAZUKI”
VIRGIN-SENPAI
LOL I felt like prefacing that Kazuki would have to be seven kinds of high to kabedon anyone
VIRGIN-SENPAI
He's done something like that on accident in canon and it made him rethink every choice he's ever made in his life, ever
VIRGIN-SENPAI
The harem leader once fell asleep in his apartment and (after he out her on his bed like a gentleman) he needed an adult so bad he had to call his BFF over for support
VIRGIN-SENPAI
BUT he does have great lip/tongue skills from playing the trumpet, so that's a plus if he's ever caught in a kiss.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
she'd bite jean purely out of shock
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Sasha goes feral, claws his face off
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Jean more or less deserves what comes to him
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Armin is definitely going to check just how drunk kazuki/Jean are
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Jean: Maybe a little drunk
Kazuki: Totally incapacitated
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
kazuki pls go drink some water
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Armin knows he is very irresistible but they are both drinking water and going to bed now
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Jean is offended. Are his kisses not enough for you??? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
VIRGIN-SENPAI
(Kazuki allows himself to be put to bed like a toddler. He falls asleep instantly)
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
jean your breath probably smells like hay. drink some water
VIRGIN-SENPAI
fuk u he smells great. he smells like a man
VIRGIN-SENPAI
(jean, what does that even mean)
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
smells like sweat and bo probs lol
VIRGIN-SENPAI
musk. it's musk
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
funk. it's funk.
VIRGIN-SENPAI
MUSK
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
JEAN, AT LEAST USE AXE.
VIRGIN-SENPAI
OH no please don't let him know about that stuff
VIRGIN-SENPAI
he cannot know
Trystan
No
Trystan
Let him know
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Jean, come meet Lance
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Lance will teach you all about this.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Gift you some hair gel
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Oh God this is a horrible path and he is going to love it
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
he'll join the great peacocking club of lance, maru, and jaskier lmao
VIRGIN-SENPAI
oh lord
VIRGIN-SENPAI
although he'll put a lot of effort into looking like he doesn't care. curated roughness
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
jean you're such a fucking hipster lol
VIRGIN-SENPAI
I know, it's painful
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I bet jean moisturises
VIRGIN-SENPAI
if he doesn't already he will in the future
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Lance cries tears of happiness
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
he's been trying to get armin to moisturize
Calliente
Claude would be very proud of Kazuki for gathering the courage for something so bold :v
Calliente
But also be like "listen I have four boyfriends to negotiate with before this kind of thing can happen"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
four boyfriends. Jesus, Claude, leave some for the rest of us lol
Calliente
Listen, Claude is open to negotiations for them as well! So he's not necessarily keeping them away from the rest of the populace :v
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
SOUNDS FAKE BUT OK
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Calliente Kazuki in the polycule would be fucking hilarious. He would be so out of his depth
Calliente
Kazuki goes from feeling lonely to feeling overwhelmed, speedrun edition
VIRGIN-SENPAI
lol relationship speedrun, got married in 2:12:57
VIRGIN-SENPAI
WR pace
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