Beartlejuice
[rl][AITA] so my brother tells me he’s going to cook tonight and tomorrow and I say sure, thanks
Beartlejuice
Hil and I leave to go for a walk and I get a series of pictures in our family’s group text chat. All of the kitchen after it’s been deep cleaned. Followed by “NOW I’ll start cooking, sorry if it’s late.”
Beartlejuice
Am I the asshole for replying back with “sorry if there were some things left in the sink/dishwasher but the pictures were unnecessary. I cook every day and Hilary does the dishes every night. If it’s not up to your standard I’ll make sure I cook from now on”
Beartlejuice
Like Hil and I do the dishes and clean up EVERY NIGHT
elle?????
he was baiting u
Beartlejuice
I clean the stove, the counter top
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
That was Def bait
Beartlejuice
He fucking vanishes after dinner
Beartlejuice
Was it really necessary to take ten different photos of the kitchen after HE cleaned it and then proceeded to say now he can cook?
elle?????
no he's just beign passive aggressive and baiting u into petty bullshit
elle?????
don't drag it out
Beartlejuice
For the record, the kitchen wasn’t filthy. The stove was clean, the counters were clean, there were a couple of things in the sink from last night and that’s because we loaded and ran the dishwasher three times yesterday because a lot of dishes got used
Slapricorn
I do more dishes in this house than everyone else combined, it's my way of making up for not cooking (and because they never do it regularly, ever)
Beartlejuice
And there was a bunch of things in the drain board that just needed to be put away
elle?????
the offer to just cook from now on was the real mistake there
JUDGMENT
you know what fuck him it's you and hil's kitchen
Beartlejuice
It’s not like there was grease or crumbs or shit everywhere. He absolutely could have cooked in that kitchen no problem
elle?????
he's bein a bitch
JUDGMENT
he can go find his own kitchen
Beartlejuice
I don’t care I like cooking!
Slapricorn
every time he cooks, too, I end up cleaning it up and it's a disaster
Beartlejuice
But I’m not going to have this passive aggressive bullshit in my house!
Slapricorn
he loves to fill baking dishes with cheese sauce and then not soak them, not even rinse them
Beartlejuice
Because apparently after I sent that he just sent a thumbs up emoji put all of the food he got away and I guess he’s getting us pizza now?
Beartlejuice
Whatever I don’t have to pay for it
elle?????
LMFAO
elle?????
what a babyback bitch
elle?????
sry i know he's ur fam but i don't know him so 
Beartlejuice
But maybe if he and his girlfriend didn’t peace the fuck out immediately after dinner and helped out, it wouldn’t be below his fucking standard
Slapricorn
and I was biting my tongue about him making a dinner that was full of unavoidable onions when I can't eat them, I'm honestly kind of glad for pizza
Beartlejuice
And then my mother who is trying not to take sides says we’re both in the wrong because I guess I don’t do enough cleaning so fuck me I guess
Beartlejuice
This is the thanks I get for all of the shit I did for his birthday yesterday.
Harbinger
NTA, he's being a petty bitch
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
lmao what a fucking child the audacity of this man to act like this in YOUR fucking house