In which we venture to the Albany, NY neck of the woods and discover if it's the house that's fucked up or the photos or BOTH.
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[murder houses] 
In which we venture to the Albany, NY neck of the woods and discover if it's the house that's fucked up or the photos or BOTH.
In which we venture to the Albany, NY neck of the woods and discover if it's the house that's fucked up or the photos or BOTH.
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(hint: it's both)
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And already that top facade can't be good for the foundation. I feel like the house itself is getting neck strain.
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It's like Greco-Roman-Weird-Bullshit
It's like Greco-Roman-Weird-Bullshit
فك يو
does that top deck(?) have any sort of railing...
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Doesn't look like it and it GETS. BETTER.
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HELLO STRANGERS come on up
HELLO STRANGERS come on up
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There's no way in hell neighborhood kids won't find that a challenge
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speaking of useless railings, that porch looks like if I breathe on it, it'll fall apart. Cute flowerbed, weird placement
speaking of useless railings, that porch looks like if I breathe on it, it'll fall apart. Cute flowerbed, weird placement
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what in the fuck is this kitchen
what in the fuck is this kitchen
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Glad that the cabinets are at maximum head-hitting height
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And that you have chicken wire to prevent you from....doing something? to the pipes?
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I feel like a hobbit for how cramped this looks
I feel like a hobbit for how cramped this looks
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there are some photos that come with their own smells attached.
there are some photos that come with their own smells attached.
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this is one of them
فك يو
everything about this reads "sad office"
everything about this reads "sad office"
فك يو
from the cabinets to the walls to the lighting
فك يو
if you showed me this in isolation i would assume there was a mass of cubicles just off to the left
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yep
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what sort of weird tunnel bedroom is this shit
what sort of weird tunnel bedroom is this shit
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It's so bright and so depressing.
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More cages too, how many animals are we keeping in this nightmare
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at least three
at least three
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well at least we have Frozen
well at least we have Frozen
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let's play the song ~how do you tell when a house was not properly cut up~
let's play the song ~how do you tell when a house was not properly cut up~
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just me and my bed in this white void. it makes the room seem bigger
just me and my bed in this white void. it makes the room seem bigger
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oh my gods
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Kitchen number two, somehow with less space and more aerobic flips to get to the stove than before
Kitchen number two, somehow with less space and more aerobic flips to get to the stove than before
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I appreciate this realtor taking crappy photos right next to decent photos of the same fucking room and then never deleting any of them
I appreciate this realtor taking crappy photos right next to decent photos of the same fucking room and then never deleting any of them
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staging
staging
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sneaky third fridge and new apartment in same house
sneaky third fridge and new apartment in same house
فك يو
on the flip side i love the tunnel bedroom
فك يو
absolutely adore it
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this is one of those fun apartments where you have the fridge in the dining room, the stove blocking your front door, and the microwave in an alcove
this is one of those fun apartments where you have the fridge in the dining room, the stove blocking your front door, and the microwave in an alcove
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You look like you're in a basement though!
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and you're gonna want to keep that front door clear when the firefighters bust in for that electrical fire waiting to happen
and you're gonna want to keep that front door clear when the firefighters bust in for that electrical fire waiting to happen
فك يو
i love basement rooms!!
فك يو
which is strange because i also love huge windows and lots of natural light; i need one extreme or the other igiss
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I appreciate the plant dedication
I appreciate the plant dedication
Stab or swallow
I hate how bright every room is
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oh no the cabinets are cute
oh no the cabinets are cute
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See that could be either sun exposure or camera exposure. WHO KNOWS
Stab or swallow
....yeah my eyeswould die though
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this one looks like a mirror image of the one before it. I like the pantry idea but it's like you're still crawling to get to your shit
this one looks like a mirror image of the one before it. I like the pantry idea but it's like you're still crawling to get to your shit
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jesus christ realtor we don't need to see so much light
jesus christ realtor we don't need to see so much light
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meanwhile in Chair Hell: Attic
meanwhile in Chair Hell: Attic
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sad chairs in the back are the ones being punished
sad chairs in the back are the ones being punished
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remember to hunch over when opening up your dressers, kids
remember to hunch over when opening up your dressers, kids
فك يو
ALSO love that attic
CricketMomJenn
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I'm cutting out half the photos because there's 70 of them but here is the house
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jfc i love it