Have you ever written a series of tags so emotionally charged that they physically hurt you
BACKSMITH BOI
Have you ever written a series of tags so emotionally charged that they physically hurt you
Have you ever written a series of tags so emotionally charged that they physically hurt you
BACKSMITH BOI
this sure is a fun hobby
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Links or it didn't happen.
Links or it didn't happen.
elle?????
bitch ive done that to tags at U in my career
BACKSMITH BOI
elle?????
WE'VE DONE IT TO EACH OTHER
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Here's the whole thing
elle?????
its like a hobby within a hobby
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Wait until Allura learns about the skinny dipping)
BACKSMITH BOI
the forest of the fisher king was A Lot
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
.... (Finally got to the tag spam) 
BACKSMITH BOI
I'm head canoning that after that point Darin just sorta let himself get caught by the forest when Makoto found him because he was just so upset he didn't really want to leave anymore
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
.................... Okay god I REALLY want that to come up now. DARIN ARE YOU OKAY?
BACKSMITH BOI
HE’S FINE TOTALLY FINE WHY WOULDN’T HE BE FINE
BACKSMITH BOI
ALL FINE OVER HERE
BACKSMITH BOI
elle?????
nerd
Slapricorn
the worst part is that she does in fact go pelican hunting after, so it's already predetermined that she's ignoring that advice
elle?????
strong "this sign can't stop me because i can't read" energy
Slapricorn
maybe I can spin it so she's not a complete heartless monster
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Okay but I would laugh if Makoto somehow ended up as the Oprah between them.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Just shoves bouquets into one or both of their hands and being the apology cheerleader.
BACKSMITH BOI
Darin would eat his bouquet
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Makoto: DUDE NO, some of those aren't safe to eat!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Okay no, Makoto would be VERY careful to make sure no toxic plants were in there because signals are mixed enough already, but PSA, make sure your bouquet is edible first!)
BACKSMITH BOI
It’s fine Darin has healing magic he can cure himself
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
BACKSMITH BOI
I'm glad someone else who plays Allura has the same general reaction to him
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Yeah, my girl does that with pretty much all the men I pair her with. Keith, Allura, Rokurou, Kristoff. A couple of the girls I ship her with too, but not nearly as many as the guys.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
And Coran. And a lot of her friends. Really, if it weren't for princess composure, her forehead would be constantly bruised.
BACKSMITH BOI
it's the curse of the himbo. They're infinitely lovable and charming but you have to put the work in and avoid giving yourself a concussion
elle?????
and u have to bathe them and house train them..
elle?????
and then they go and put LEGS on the HOUSE...
chris ⛅
k.jafsdgh houselegs
BACKSMITH BOI
LOOK
BACKSMITH BOI
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
elle?????
then they go get NUKED and starve in a CAVE for like half a year...
BACKSMITH BOI
IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!!
elle?????
Slapricorn
btw stealing the facepalm emote
Slapricorn
ant said I might need it and when he's right he's right
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
XD Thought you might, go for it!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Also this one: 
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
And these: 
Slapricorn
no I have the proper one already
Slapricorn
Slapricorn
also I have at least four of those other ones
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
: gonna start getting EMOTIONAL in this thread
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
OH BOy
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
This is gonna suck =D
BACKSMITH BOI
Keeps on making this difficult
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Shoujo speech to the rescue...?
BACKSMITH BOI
IT'S WORKING
BACKSMITH BOI
he now has pants on
BACKSMITH BOI
GREAT JOB
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
HOORAY! .... But also owwwwww!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Come on, Darin, she's a great listener.
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
I have D&D now but I definitely want to continue this thread
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Yee~! Slay those dragons, then slay our hearts!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(And by our, I mean us and our characters, because PAIN.)
WATERING CAN'T
he already tried to slay us with rocks in d&d
Slapricorn
yup, he's the DM
Slapricorn
he IS the dragons
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Oh dear.
WATERING CAN'T
and then we blew up a dwarf while he was in the middle of taking a shit
WATERING CAN'T
we're all going to hell
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Finally tagging back and HNNNNG
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
I TAGGED YOU BACK SORRY FOR THE NOVEL but I have a lot of feels
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
WEEEH.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Also... permission for Makoto to punch or smack Darin? In a "get a hold of yourself" way?
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
I'm definitely good with a "no" but uh... Yeah, this is literally something she's done to herself in a similar strait. 
BACKSMITH BOI
ABSOLUTELTN
BACKSMITH BOI
Everyone has blanket permission to hit this dumb boy
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Okey dokey! Still need to write the tag out, but thought I'd ask just in case.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Just gonna... lay in a puddle of my own tears now. 
BACKSMITH BOI
Oh you’ve done it now
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
I can't wait~
I can't wait~
BACKSMITH BOI
Your tears only make me stronger
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Thanks, Outer Senshi, for giving Makoto experience with Unfairly Hunted "Apocalypse" Children.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Well, albeit in Hotaru's case the Apocalypse part is real-ish, but still.)
BACKSMITH BOI
THIS IS A VERY GOOD THREAD
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
IT IS, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
She's no Usagi, but hopefully that's a good enough Persuasion Check.
BACKSMITH BOI
IT DEFINITELY WORKED
BACKSMITH BOI
congrats Mako, you've got a friend for life now
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
XD So does Darin. 
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Also, can't wait for him to find out she's the "hell of a girlfriend." Or that she's shopping buddies with Allura now.)
BACKSMITH BOI
ME TOO
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Oh NOW Makoto starts feeling out of her depth.
BACKSMITH BOI
HAHAHAHAHA poor Makoto. Ditch while you still can
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
SHE CAN'T she's too big a mom friend!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
WELP
BACKSMITH BOI
I’m laughing so hard
Slapricorn
popcorns aggressively
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
BACKSMITH BOI
you did it now, Mako
BACKSMITH BOI
he's not choosing to live because he has a lot to live for
BACKSMITH BOI
he's choosing to live to spite Allura
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
BAHAHAHA Mission accomplished???
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
I can't believe being a tsundere gave back his will to live.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Hooray for Makoto being a flower nerd?)
BACKSMITH BOI
there's only two things powerful enough to fuel the will to live
BACKSMITH BOI
one is love
BACKSMITH BOI
the other is spite
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
And then you get both in one shot and HOO BOY
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Drops this little bomb~)
Slapricorn
"I'm not the romantic type" he says, like a liar
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
XD Heading to bed, but think that’s a good place to leave the thread and GEEZ that was good!
BACKSMITH BOI
yeah totally!
BACKSMITH BOI
Sweet dreams!