[shitpost] ... all I could think of is 🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ and your goddamn translated food copy text.

this is ABSOLUTELY that aesthetic

OH! YES!

honestly the word flesh should be banned from appearing within ten metres of any food establishment

i mean yeah but i think 'thunderous pop" is what really sells it

oh def

Thunderous!!!!

This hot dog is gonna fuck your mouth up!!!!!

you'll be able to hear this hot dog from several miles away!

funny story i frequently have to translate the word for bubble wrap as a food texture which is also the word for popping? so this seems About Right

I typically see the texture for natural-casing sausages described as having a 'snap' instead of a pop probably so you don't imagine it literally blowing up in your mouth

y'know on stuff made in America for Americans at least

it's just. a lot

it's not even the most A Lot thing I've seen today but it's a lot

honestly that is super accurate for a really good hot dog

I love when Japanese menus accidentally transliterate フレッシュ as "flesh" instead of "fresh"

Flesh Juice