my life is pain why...?

(Because two pilates sessions on two consecutive days after years of inactivity is ill advised is why)

I totally spoiled myself with a coke and a custard berliner because I have felt shit all day and I still did pilates

I read that as 'coke and custard berliner' and I was trying to figure out where you were that did float donits

That... would be so obscene

so obscene

it would, and I'd still eat one just to say I had

I would not, to say that I had refused to.