got groceries because a homeless dude stopped me on the corner by Grocery Outlet asked if I'd get him cash/cigarettes and he'd buy me stuff with EBT

which is technically EBT fraud but w/e

to my understanding ebt restrictions are, and have increasingly become, wack

I mean, I understand not buying cigarettes with food stamps, but yeah some of the other ones with hot food and whatnot

the fraud in this case is I'm not a direct relative in the same household that shares expenses

but like go ahead and gaslight the government, girlboss. I'm not gonna gatekeep.

had to stifle laughter So Hard when he was telling the cashier I was his brother-in-law and isn't he lucky his wife looks like me

like Toby, my dude, you're laying it on a little thick

I've worked in a grocery store, cashier is not paid enough to care how you're using your ebt