duck bastard
[cat owner life] taxi just got a fang into my nostril
duck bastard
(sometimes he likes to lightly gnaw on the tips of noses)
duck bastard
(except he went too deep at a weird angle)
duck bastard
(enjoy my boogers you little bastard)
sᴇᴀsᴏɴ ɢʀᴇᴀsᴏɴs
Oh no