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Initial impressions of GuJian 3: Very positive!

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It's an Action RPG where the emphasis is on the action half

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You've got basic light/heavy attacks you can chain together, a really responsive bayo-style dodge, blocking that you can time to do counterattacks, and super moves that take meter you build by hitting enemies

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It lets you start fucking around with gameplay very quickly, no massive initial slog of cutscenes

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the animation isn't AAA level, it's a bit janky around the corners

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but the game's characters and world are BEAUTIFUL

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The first area, Amber Reach


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the capital of Skyelk, a great kingdom within the spirit realm


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even the shitty village in the mortal realm looks great, those MOUNTAINS


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I love the houses way up the fucking cliffs, that's gotta be a trek

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The story is of two twin brothers, one the king of Skyelk and the other raised in the mortal realm as a humble sword instructor


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the king is dying from a mortal wound inflicted by a demon and is trying to convince his brother Beiluo, the protagonist, to succeed him

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meanwhile Skyelk's Trigrams are waning, leaving it vulnerable to demon invasion

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a lot's going on very quickly

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Beiluo is a fun protagonist, he's big about honest hard work and hates entitled people


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and isn't above lying about being a wizard to troll rich punks into reforming

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Xuange (the king of Skyelk) is just. unbelievably cool

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solos a kaiju in the prologue while doing shit like diving at mach 10 through a golden portal only to emerge on the kaiju's back walking serenely towards its core at an unhurried pace

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the translation quality isn't great but whatever

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camera sometimes flips out in corners

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overall it's like... it's not a AAA game, it's a A game

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but it's priced accordingly so hey

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Princess Emily
I think that's where Beiluo's martial arts school is

Niamh Vibes
This looks delightful

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which would make the trek part of your training

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one of the story's core virtues seems to be that you need to work hard to improve

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even when the king has magical powers beyond Beiluo's mortal comprehension, he got them by training and cultivating spiritual power for years

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nobody is born invincible, you work for it

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Beiluo's establishing, defining moment as the protagonist

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is after beating up a rich kid who was like assaulting peasants and threatening to kill dogs and shit

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Rich Kid: Swordsmen as great as you are all nice guys, right?

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Beiluo: Swordsmen as great as me also know a lot about sorcery. Do your ears itch

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Rich Kid, experiencing the power of suggestion: Oh god, they do, what did you do to me

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Beiluo: There are venomous insects from the south. They live in your ears now and won't leave until you reform

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Beiluo is not a sorcerer and does not command venomous insects

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he was just fucking with him

Master Chieve
huh

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combat is all on the world map, it's kind of similar to FF7R in a few ways

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enemies spot you, you take out your sword and get to work

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Historical evidence suggests that if I get this game I will not finish it

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I'll stream some at some point

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But I'm curious even so

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there's a kind of fascinating scene in the prologue where Xuange is trying to get Beiluo to accept the throne and is like

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"Fine, here's your sword, we'll duel and if you win you don't have to be king"

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and the way it plays out

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you get the sense that they've done this a lot of times already

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Beiluo just fighting endlessly for the right to not be king and always losing

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and part of the appeal is just that I know

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fucking NOTHING

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I don't know the series, I don't know the mythology at play, I've never played a big name Chinese video game at all

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it's all fresh

Master Chieve
$15

Master Chieve
fuck it

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oh right

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when it shows you two options after clicking play, and they're in chinese

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pick the second one

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I don't know what they are but I know just enough kanji to read that the first one says "china" in it and the second one says "outside of china" in it

Master Chieve
got it

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some combat tips, because this game is mcfucking hard

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- once you unlock it, absolutely do use Inspect to find items as much as possible. In the early parts of the game at least, healing items are at a premium and free healing is sparse

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- Also once you unlock it, do NOT neglect the block button

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it is very important especially in boss fights

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yellow marker = blockable attack, red marker= unblockable attack