[Students]
Help I'm trapped listening to a presentation of a research project that has done no research

this person's tongue is so far up Bezos' ass he can probably get halfway through the small intestine

blinks slowly...

that is... making a point, I guess

just like for a full 10 minutes

..........ooooof

okay the next one fixed it

nuanced and well-researched discussion about how damaging it is for people to judge new mothers

omg now someone is surprising me with a full research paper about how Queerbaiting in fiction is not the same as Representation. we went from Achilles to Korra to Destiel

how unexpected! this student hadn't done any of the checkpoints to get approval for their research topic

I... guess Amazon is people now?

how dare anyone besmirch their name

later in the morning that pro-amazon student got really pressed at someone else's project on "why we should consider marijuana as a treatment option for more illnesses"

they were all "BUT IF IT'S MORE AVAILABLE THEN PEOPLE WILL ALL USE DRUGS " and I was just like "and now I know exactly who you are as a human thanks"

mmmm One of Those, i see

Yikes.

yes better living through chemistry is the idea