if you ever doubt that I am a California baby, please know that I just made guacamole to dip my calzone in

and lacking in both lemons and limes, I used seasoned rice vinegar instead

Nice!

I once used margarita mix because I didn't have limes lol

You have ascended

Moose : at least that's got lime juice in it!

Haunted Boobs : lol, I mean I think that only happens if I use kale in it somehow

Oh good point

It does! It also happened to have tequila.

Moose : I mean there's worse things you could do to guac

like putting cream cheese or tomatoes or onions in it

It made it a little too salty but overall not bad.