ಠ_ಠ
@anonymous
偷偷說
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:35 AM
2832
1864
昨天夢到入學霍格華茲，戴上分類帽後，帽子向全校大喊「阿茲卡班！」
咦？
lion3516
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:36 AM
gin1126
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:36 AM
wolf2374
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:36 AM
bean9287
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:36 AM
pigeon4867
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:37 AM
chick6752
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:37 AM
brandy8599
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:37 AM
mole7195
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:37 AM
donkey3925
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:37 AM
newt4255
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:38 AM
leek4516
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:38 AM
當哈利還在擔心不要史萊哲林的時候，噗主直接分入阿茲卡班
donkey3925
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:39 AM
預防性羈押ww
corn9109
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:39 AM
分類帽：校長這個直接送進去
worm3290
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:39 AM
scone9359
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:39 AM
oreo4542
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:40 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:40 AM
雖然分到阿茲卡班是個老哏，但上一秒還在很認真考慮要去哪裡好啊
crepe9908
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:44 AM
falcon7800
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:45 AM
太過份了吧帽子
finch2849
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:46 AM
melon9077
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:46 AM
banana1891
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:48 AM
turtle1015
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:52 AM
ox6038
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 10:03 AM
分類帽直接幫你轉學
lynx1881
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 10:11 AM
太爆笑了!!!!!
burger1729
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 10:18 AM
curry5552
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 10:23 AM
fox6430
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 10:53 AM
噗主其實是催狂魔吧
（分類帽親子鑑定）
ಠ_ಠ
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:02 AM
我怎麼會是催狂魔
你看我這噗帶給大家多少快樂
saturn201
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:06 AM
這個直接抓起來
kitty342
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:38 AM
mouse7741
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:42 AM
hen3662
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:46 AM
wasabi2493
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:53 AM
原來4預防性雞鴨的部分喔wwwww
knight217
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:02 PM
cola6166
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:02 PM
分類帽判你入獄
worm7852
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:10 PM
fairy2863
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:15 PM
分類帽：
hen573
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:38 PM
pirate516
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:41 PM
carrot429
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:50 PM
臺下學生與臺上老師：齁～催狂魔！抓到！還敢下來啊！
pepper7365
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 12:55 PM
lord5534
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:04 PM
等一下
monkey3850
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:09 PM
你好好解釋一下戴上帽子的時候在想什麼
orange9604
說
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:10 PM
loquat7768
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:14 PM
pamelo5582
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:17 PM
puppy1429
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:23 PM
警察 就是這個人
toast7074
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:24 PM
fox6430
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:26 PM
噗主帶給大家快樂可能就是在培養食材啊
噗主是不是有看到別人快樂就想親下去的衝動（？
cock2504
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:30 PM
催狂魔教授：等一下我們分組教學練習催狂魔之吻 Mr.噗主你跟天狼星不來克同學一組......等等Mr.噗主....
Mr.噗主不可以親人家黑魔印記
！！！
juice7167
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:37 PM
fox6430
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:40 PM
：Mr.噗主,你分配到的教材是天狼星布萊克，請珍惜使用。
finch1210
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:40 PM
ಠ_ಠ
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:55 PM
cock2504: fox6430: 天啊，謝謝催狂魔教授
panda7317
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:57 PM
ox6038
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 1:59 PM
cock2504: 等等，天狼星沒有黑魔標記ㄚ
cashew5227
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:02 PM
walnut3879
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:29 PM
cola8766
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:29 PM
orange8139
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:30 PM
duck2336
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:33 PM
sesame3006
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:38 PM
預防性羈押wwwww
bat4615
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:39 PM
lynx9011
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:39 PM
cat5005
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:43 PM
入學即入獄XDDDDDDDDDDD
king4885
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:47 PM
預防性羈押嗎
sugar3908
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:48 PM
原來是跟上潮流的夢阿
預防性羈押
panda9026
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:49 PM
oreo8431
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:55 PM
celery8288
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:55 PM
今日土木明日土城的概念
olive6705
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:58 PM
gnu1434
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:58 PM
樓上土木系喔
taro4312
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 2:59 PM
tiger4718
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:00 PM
olive3882
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:05 PM
bunny8362
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:09 PM
toast897
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:12 PM
你是唸幾年班的？
我阿茲卡班
clam4150
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:14 PM
pizza4838
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:20 PM
你贏了
longan7223
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:25 PM
oyster221
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:31 PM
jujube2477
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:34 PM
pitaya8513
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:34 PM
mole3931
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:41 PM
coffee5778
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:42 PM
謝謝噗主為我帶來今日份的快樂wwww
yam2353
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:52 PM
噗主請問我可以截圖+翻譯到推特上嗎?
cock2504
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:54 PM
ox6038: 我知道 所以我打的是不來克 冒牌貨
deer5377
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:54 PM
阿茲卡班其實最早是霍格華茲博士班，一堆校友畢業外面找不到工作只好再縮回去不知道讀多久的博，被以訛傳訛成監獄是後來的事
python9859
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:56 PM
ಠ_ಠ
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:56 PM
yam2353: 可以啊
看看有沒有跟我同學院的獄友(?
ಠ_ಠ
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 3:58 PM
deer5377: 難怪讀研究所的人都一副快樂被吸光的樣子
yam2353
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:08 PM
謝謝噗主，祝就讀快樂
(?
wine5721
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:21 PM
zebra2640
說
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:23 PM
oreo5625
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:37 PM
帽子
這是一種防止預防性犯罪嗎
goji3869
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:38 PM
帽子絕對是故意的XDDD
turkey813
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:48 PM
出會三秒即入獄
rat6508
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:55 PM
sugar5159
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:57 PM
coral1896
說
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 4:59 PM
獄友
同學安安~
fries3496
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 5:07 PM
bean3957
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 5:09 PM
corn9470
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 5:33 PM
帽：這個直接
電死
雞鴨
udon9591
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 5:39 PM
loquat4704
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 5:43 PM
knight2064
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 6:25 PM
egg1668
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 8:02 PM
frog480
說
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 9:00 PM
pasta5696
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 10:54 PM
帽子母湯
magpie2352
Sat, Apr 24, 2021 11:34 PM
otter7788
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:41 AM
感覺這樣就不用擔心畢業即失業了呢～
pizza1869
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:45 AM
一早起來笑得好大聲謝謝噗主
parrot7678
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:23 AM
欸不是www
oreo850
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:33 AM
校長：你看來就是會幹出一番大事的少年喔，湯姆
banana360
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:44 AM
我直接嗨，獄友
cod4315
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:55 AM
troll2105
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 2:21 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 2:33 AM
banana360: 喔
獄友早！
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 2:40 AM
oreo850: 不愧是A夢校長
您已經知道我就是阿茲卡班的傳人了啊
gnu4007
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 2:50 AM
ㄆ主老實說，您戴上分類帽的時候是不是對它有什麼不良企圖
ginger107
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 2:54 AM
被分類帽認定母湯www
otter866
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 3:06 AM
pie5785
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 3:17 AM
tea2004
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 3:24 AM
朝聖
papaya9252
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 3:35 AM
校長這個直接進去
fig2236
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 3:51 AM
ibis9116
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 3:51 AM
sheep8170
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:00 AM
真的分類了wwwww
shrimp8564
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:05 AM
分類帽的陰影面積
mouse6361
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:12 AM
jay8308
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:16 AM
pitaya2953
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:23 AM
crepe7638
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:27 AM
pepper5052
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:32 AM
soba3965
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:44 AM
beetle7971
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:44 AM
noodle3012
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 4:54 AM
vodka7199
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:04 AM
bacon1727
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:11 AM
wasabi4093
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:15 AM
mouse4258
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:26 AM
超前佈署
pepper2397
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:28 AM
那個 原PO鼻子還在嗎
seal2232
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:28 AM
beetle1663
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:29 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:29 AM
pepper2397: 在的在的，分類帽的我就不清楚了
cocoa2255
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:33 AM
入學即跳級
omelet9135
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:35 AM
sake7612
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:42 AM
你不是我第一個在噗浪上看到開學即入監的
也不會是最後一個，所以—
論噗浪上有多少人讀阿茲卡班
coral1896
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:47 AM
獄友
同學你好
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:51 AM
coral1896: 獄友你好哇
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 5:53 AM
看我們阿茲卡班的獄友多友善又禮貌，都會互相打招呼
阿茲卡班加10分
falcon7800
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:01 AM
請問阿滋卡班上的是黑魔法防禦學還是黑魔法學
venus9821
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:04 AM
fish4802
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:08 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:11 AM
falcon7800: 我們阿茲卡班都在學什麼，大家都很清楚的
cock8407
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:11 AM
fly2576
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:17 AM
moose1980
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:18 AM
mouse7615
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:21 AM
請問噗主，貴校跟葛林戴華德創立的諾曼加
監獄
分校，是否有什麼校際合作的盛事？
cherry345
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:34 AM
king4236
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:45 AM
獄友：我殺了三個人進來的，你呢？
噗主：
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:48 AM
mouse7615: 您好，為促進國際監獄學術交流與增進實務上運作量能，本校每年皆與諾加曼
監獄
學院聯合舉辦催狂魔實習活動、魁地奇交流賽、著名校友聯合演講。
尤其今年邀請到的校友是二十多年前，前往哈利波特居住的水蠟樹街執行奇襲任務的大前輩，想必精彩可期，不容錯過。
wizard3499
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:50 AM
ಠ_ಠ: 太有才
lion3516
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:53 AM
ಠ_ಠ: 太會寫了吧
sake7612
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:54 AM
參與大事件的校友來演講 XDDDDD
virgo987
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:54 AM
直接進監獄
cake4745
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:55 AM
ham7
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:56 AM
"守衛!! 這個直接關起來!!!"
camel4692
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:59 AM
worm2115
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 6:59 AM
ibis2243
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:06 AM
libra256
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:06 AM
請問一下，阿茲卡班是用什麼語言進行授課
salt4712
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:07 AM
otter3666
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:18 AM
cod7528
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:19 AM
king4266
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:29 AM
curry5443
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:29 AM
請問阿茲卡班有跟其他學院併班上課嗎
rum4056
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:31 AM
salad8683
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:32 AM
rabbit1141
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:33 AM
開學即入獄XDDDD
aries406
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:35 AM
你不用魔法教育
你需要再教育
aries4391
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:36 AM
longan9843
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:38 AM
pita2060
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:39 AM
zebra6934
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:40 AM
olive2545
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:41 AM
入學即入獄
cocoa2255
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:43 AM
原來是集中營
cafe5615
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:53 AM
lynx5287
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:56 AM
whale3655
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 7:56 AM
cat7122
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:02 AM
正氣師，就是這個人！
bull2443
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:14 AM
giant4278
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:16 AM
hotdog52
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:21 AM
owl5547
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:24 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:30 AM
libra256: 我們提供翻譯魔藥
bun4403
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:35 AM
zebra2640
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:36 AM
腦海響起這首歌
【日+羅馬+繁中歌詞】再教育 - 鏡音雙子[Re education - 鏡音リン，鏡音レン]【歌詞MT...
是說噗主，你們班有放寒暑假嗎？放假回家還是留在學校
pear4229
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:39 AM
litchi5528
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:41 AM
好像之前看到FGO的同人也有類似劇情
伊阿宋入學就被分到阿茲卡班
pig4297
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:42 AM
cherry645
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:42 AM
litchi5528:
也太慘了wwwwwwwww
python8237
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:48 AM
snail2019
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:58 AM
olive5222
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 8:59 AM
kiwi3421
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:06 AM
gnu4930
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:12 AM
burger1312
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:13 AM
pamelo241
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:17 AM
ferret5242
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:41 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:42 AM
這噗的大野智比催狂魔多了吧
謝謝大家喜歡，第一次發噗愛心快破千
alpaca3911
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 9:45 AM
破壞隊形
goose5429
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:05 AM
caviar1897
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:09 AM
sushi9396
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:18 AM
parrot1660
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:25 AM
oreo1560
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:27 AM
pepper2397
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:41 AM
看來分類帽覺得你需要預防性雞鴨
pepper9334
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:42 AM
抽牌：拘票
rum5283
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:44 AM
rat4443
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:46 AM
taurus8402
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:55 AM
就見那個學生嘴裡不斷念叨著:
"不要史萊哲林、不要史萊哲林、不要史萊哲林..."
分類帽皺著它那不知道算不算眉頭的帽尖:
『哦?不要史萊哲林，你明明這麼有天分，
好吧，
既然你這麼希望了。』
"阿茲卡班!!!!!!"分類帽大吼。
clam1653
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:58 AM
taro8652
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 10:59 AM
cow5471
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:08 AM
salmon7957
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:22 AM
鍾明軒
肛交惡徒
owl7166
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:39 AM
嗨獄友你好，還以為今年沒有新生了呢
weasel1113
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:45 AM
cake8364
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:47 AM
weasel1789
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:50 AM
ant774
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:52 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:52 AM
owl7166: 學長/學姐好
我是今年阿茲卡班的新生
tomato2656
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 11:56 AM
pamelo1032
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:10 PM
原來是逃犯呀～～～
pamelo1032
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:11 PM
逃犯生
virgo8806
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:12 PM
omelet9288
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:25 PM
預防性羈押
校長鬆一口氣
python1187
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:33 PM
cherry3846
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:35 PM
taurus8402: 感覺可以寫個同人
rice5533
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:44 PM
dog7148
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:45 PM
koala4937
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:46 PM
被預防性羈押連史萊哲林都不給你進
cream2329
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 12:52 PM
mantis7943
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:00 PM
steak2770
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:01 PM
salad5807
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:02 PM
lime7680
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:08 PM
阿茲卡班通網路啦
peanut6242
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 1:19 PM
celery1216
說
Sun, Apr 25, 2021 2:02 PM
載入新的回覆
噗主其實是催狂魔吧
（分類帽親子鑑定）
原來4預防性雞鴨的部分喔wwwww
你好好解釋一下戴上帽子的時候在想什麼警察 就是這個人
噗主是不是有看到別人快樂就想親下去的衝動（？噗主請問我可以截圖+翻譯到推特上嗎?
這是一種防止預防性犯罪嗎
帽子絕對是故意的XDDD
獄友同學安安~帽：這個直接
電死雞鴨一早起來笑得好大聲謝謝噗主
校長這個直接進去
也不會是最後一個，所以—
論噗浪上有多少人讀阿茲卡班
獄友同學你好阿茲卡班加10分
監獄分校，是否有什麼校際合作的盛事？噗主：
監獄學院聯合舉辦催狂魔實習活動、魁地奇交流賽、著名校友聯合演講。尤其今年邀請到的校友是二十多年前，前往哈利波特居住的水蠟樹街執行奇襲任務的大前輩，想必精彩可期，不容錯過。
你需要再教育原來是集中營正氣師，就是這個人！
是說噗主，你們班有放寒暑假嗎？放假回家還是留在學校
伊阿宋入學就被分到阿茲卡班
破壞隊形"不要史萊哲林、不要史萊哲林、不要史萊哲林..."
分類帽皺著它那不知道算不算眉頭的帽尖:
『哦?不要史萊哲林，你明明這麼有天分，
好吧，
既然你這麼希望了。』
"阿茲卡班!!!!!!"分類帽大吼。
肛交惡徒
校長鬆一口氣
被預防性羈押連史萊哲林都不給你進