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since Quinn reminded me, what's the one line in any doubleca5t ship video that immediately and thoroughly called you out
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my biggest one is "Your main priorities are being gay and sticking to canon."
Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
“You’re here for MEN! GETTING! PEGGED!!”
Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
Also known as: literally any m/f OC ship I have ever created ever
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Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
: yeah that scans
Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
“Does that include Orthrus when he had a girlfriend?” /sips my water and looks away
sanda
men getting pegged, being gay and sticking it to canon
Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
Though I remember my first doubleca5t video was the sailor moon one and I was EXTREMELY called out by whatever it was she said about Ami/Makoto even if I can’t remember exactly what it was now
Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
I just remember shouting “HEY--“
TifanyValentine
"some people want to fuck monsters, some people want to fuck dads, you say 'porque no los dos?'"
sanda
^
Naem
"you AREN'T a monsterfucker, and yet somehow your ideal relationship dynamic is the plot of the movie Venom."
Rama
The very first one ever. My favorite character is, in fact, always the tsundere
sanda
"looking back on your childhood, this is when you can pinpoint the exact moment you developed a crippling addiction for enemies to lovers"
sanda
also "the inherent eroticism of deep seated mistrust"
☣ UROBOROS
"you've never seen an obsessive desire for revenge that you didn't think was at least a little sexual"
sanda
What Your Favorite Teen Titans Ship Says About You
... I just watched the newest one and I just gasped out loud at the absolute fucking callout for BB/Robin which I don't even ship but still got my teenaged self dunked on regardless
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sanda
: see, "sticking to canon" and "sticking it to canon" are two very different things
evalatkes
same as naem but with the addition of also being a monsterfucker
Bᴇᴀsᴛ。
Also “you pray to the patron saint of tragic lesbians [cut to image of Juri Arisugawa]”
Naem
evalatkes
: dfgdfghdf i mean i didn't say it was accurate on ALL accounts
sanda
I am aware: i forget which video it is but it's used for something along the lines of shipping out of spite
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Makes sense.
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speaking of today's video, how in heck did that comment get this many likes that fast
speaking of today's video, how in heck did that comment get this many likes that fast