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[weekly vr] i forgot to make this :'D
https://images.plurk.com/3UBGrkWHAbcMdzV6rRx5yN.png
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anyway i'm very pleased with this izuku and dimitri thread where dimitri talks about how he handles all of his pokemon
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and it's just... they all work together!! teamwork makes the dreamwork. this was Super true when dimitri was very feral, and so his tepig had to bring him food and his rat had to set nap alarms for him
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puppies!!!
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lmao that's from an not-canon conversation where grant has worries about spreading the lycanthropy curse through Certain Adult Ways but dimitri wouldn't mind being Big Dog to help comfort grant being Big Dog once a month
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......except the thing about being a werewolf is that everything is So Much All The Time on the senses front, and grant knows that dimitri is already terribly mentally ill
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so maggie scribbled this out, and i love both those thought bubbles
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(maggie has also asked us what dogs the femblems would be like for werewolf ideas, and, good news, i already thought about that for the faerghus four because of V3 shenanigans)
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(malamute dimitri.....)
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anyway i've surrendered to the fact that i won't be able to get claudelix week things done on time besides The One lmao so i'm hacking at my inbox today
sailor bii
dogmitri sounds amazing tho
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his outside would just match his inside at long last
Maidstrong
Dimitri's just like well if you turned me into big doggo through 18+ activities that'd be ok
Maidstrong
and grant is like hon, no
W(erewolf)ILF
LMFAO YEAH
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Dimitri: i would do it for love
Grant: that's sweet but also please do not
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please dimitri he does not want your life to get worse For Love
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Dimitri: i mean, sometimes it seems like it gets worse for no reason at all, so rather for love than anything else, really
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DIMITRI... that's the thing, dimitri, you've been through enough shit already, that's just one more reason he doesnt want to be responsible for Another complication orz
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copied from discord but
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fuck i just started laughing
because i was thinking of how the thing most likely to have dimitri run into the woods isn't, like, romance drama or anything
but rather the PTSD acting up as he goes
"things are going really nicely"
"..."
"/remembers the last two times he thought things were going nicely
"i gOTTA GO"
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and i just thought of him bolting while his sensible pokemon are otherwise preoccupied
with the main example being silkie
making food in the kitchen when her psychic powers act up as she picks this mental breakdown up
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and tries to chase after dimitri, and fails
and then just yells in everyone's heads
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"MY TRAINER HAS RUN AWAY"
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"I CANNOT CHASE AFTER HIM"
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"BECAUSE I'M TOO PEAR SHAPED"
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THIS IS NOT THE BODY OF A CREATURE THAT CAN RUN
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzK/INp/H1E1V2GwzMxjWJVxzl271mYDdbf_lg.png
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agnes needs everyone to just chill the fuck out for ten minutes
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like
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have a smoothie
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y'all gotta stop running into the woods
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lmfao
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THE RAT ARMY COMING IN CLUTCH
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IT'S ALWAYS THE RAT ARMY
Maidstrong
CACKLES
Maidstrong
DOES DIMITRI WANT BACKUP
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ABSOLUTELY
Reverse Mermaid
RAT ARMY
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GO GO RAT ARMY
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1. The grunts involved in Prom are not necessarily the same as were present at Christmas. So while there might be one or two, most of them will just be thinking 'who is this weird guy with a stick'.
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my goal with the rocket grunts is to give every single one of them rat ptsd
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one day, they'll learn
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thank god
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i believe in you, dimitri
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also dimitri can get up to three rocket pokemon so i'm gonna roll for that. there are 29 possible rocket starters.
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i stg if he gets yet another rattata outta this
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so i'll roll a d20 and a d10 and see where that leads me
(dice20)(dice10)
(dice20)(dice10)
(dice20)(dice10)
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that would be... /checks numbers
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Galar Meowth. Magikarp. and... another magikarp
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MAGIKARP PARTY
sailor bii
beautiful
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is this grunt the same grunt i fight in pokego sometimes who just has nothing but magikarp on his team
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sir i can respect what you're doing but also i have questions
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also, an important update from the discord:
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.....which of dimitri's pokemon would be clever and petty bastard enough to get a permanent marker to write on rocket grunt faces
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the answer is Silkie the Indeedee, the same pokemon who threatened male Indeedee with whatever rake or broom was closest
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---does he have a jigglypuff, by any chance
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LMAO HE DOES NOT, ALAS
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lmfao
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it's fine, silkie will make up for this petty spite and rage
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ilu silkie
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dimitri can't violently murder anyone, because this is a Family Friendly Game dammit, so she will help impart sufficient shame upon rocket grunts to help make him feel better
sailor bii
do you think that by now would be enough time for steven to get his boyfriend some wooden blades from dimitri?
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oh yeah sure!
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everything has happened so much lkadsjfa
sailor bii
excellent
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RAT PTSD
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also I can't believe both Claude and Dimitri have now stolen Galarian Meowths from Team Rocket lol
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rolls for burry (dice8)(dice8)(dice8)
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these are old threads, and tw for violent threats, but still pleased with my bsing of threats for feralmitri
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these may show up again in prom : ) who knows
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I’m simultaneously upset and glad that Felix is nowhere near Dimitri rn akfjksjd
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after the nonsense is over he’s gonna be hunting Dimitri down immediately
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get patched up before you find him, felix, or else dimitri is going to want to commit murder more
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>_> Felix is unlikely to do that unless someone makes him
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LMAO FELIX!!!! THIS IS WHY YOU NEED MERCEDES AS YOUR OLDER SISTER
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HE REALLY DOES
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sorry for beating up your twink, dimitri
Calliente
You have a husband who is going to be High Key Concerned, Felix |D
Calliente
He may intervene on that end
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fortunately Sylvain and Claude and inda are there so they will probably intervene
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no it's fine, geralt, he doesn't blame you. he blames team rocket. who he will put the fear of Rat into
sailor bii
this is the other reason Steven is leaving the actual stealing to his Pokemon while he occupies himself fighting Shiro
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he knows Dimitri is out there
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Dimitri: /feral hissing
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skdjskdjdj
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he knows Dimitri is out there
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Felix like good call
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googles "weird rich people catalogue"
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there's this one thing that i know makes the annual rounds that this site regularly goes through and mocks....
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fuck Maidstrong i feel like you might know it????
Maidstrong
oh my god
Maidstrong
I used to mock a rich ppl catalogue that would come in through the mail
Maidstrong
Scully & Scully
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i looked up their website and they were trying to sell me a "porcelain garden seat" and i hate them
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----THE WILLIAMS SONOMA CATALOGUE
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a site i do does an annual hater's guide of their rich people shit for christmas
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WILLIAMS SONOMA
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a site i know*
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that's it. I think they have an actual fucking store at the local mall but the neighborhoods on the other side of town are way more bougie than up where I am
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I was all "anthropologie... no they're just clothes right?"
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YES THAT'S THE ONE I'M THINKING OF IT
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omg are we talking about the same haters guide
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YES
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ndfsjn
Calliente
I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU LINKED THAT AGAIN JAMES you linked it earlier in the year
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DID I?
Maidstrong
ah, them too
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but yeah Scully & Scully drives me up the wall because some of that shit is like, so fucking stupidly lavish and expensive and it's like why
Maidstrong
why do you need a cutlery set where all the handles are made of antler
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looks at the sonoma listing of just four napkins with some embroidery listed for a stupid price
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same vibe
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AAAUUUUGH
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i've been thinking about dimitri's Rocket hunting teams and just laughing
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because normally his pokemon might hold him back from the Worst of his inclinations
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but not only does he have pokemon like Silkie who will happily help him hide a body if she's told she's a good girl
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and is going to go the extra mile of shaming rockets they catch
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but his normally level headed pokemon are getting kinda sick of this and also they did what to the chip
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oh my god, Dimitri
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its what he deserves
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worm is off his string. what sins will he commit.
🌙 MOONS HAUNTED
JUSTICE.
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in the name of chip, please do not commit a murder
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they will be very sad
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don't worry, he won't commit a murder
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silkie can't adequately pethumanshame the dead
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murders so illegal in this universe that it's impossible, dont worry chip!!!
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f;lkdsjaf;lkj
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i couldn't remember when dimitri would next be eligible for a shiny request, so i looked real quick and it would be in june
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aka pride mon
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PRIDE MON PRIDE MON PRIDE MON
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...sudden executive decision that kent can laugh like a human. or. at least. it sure sounds that way.
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dimitri has yet to realize this is weird or creepy.
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is this just weird coincidence because animal noises? psychic powers?
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~we just don't know~
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Naem this one's for you
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as a note, this is what regular, non-psychic tapirs sound like
This is what a Tapir sounds like.....
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Naem
cxvdgdfx holy shit
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it's probably fine
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they really are tbh
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i think when next fourth wall hits, somehow dimitri should run into ingrid's a pegasus and introduce it to geralt
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👀👀
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please
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let geralt meet the goose horse
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dimitri just like "i think she's fine with me because she recognizes me and my scent from how i am ingrid's childhood friend, but you might want to wait at a distance while she decides you aren't a problem"
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"if she hisses and starts flapping her wings, just get in a tree, i think"
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I think I’ve figured out what I’m doing for the next fourth wall, although it would mean missing out on dueling all his sparring buddies who suddenly have powers and using his major crest skdnknd
sailor bii
that's fair
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no Spider Steven for Felix
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he's not actual at all spidery but he's got magic that lets him run on walls/the ceiling called boon of the scuttling spider
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I’m familiar 😈
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I’m still not 100% sure but the idea I’ve had is to revert Felix to 13 years old XD
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omg fuck
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Pre-tragedy Felix just attaching himself to Sylvain and Dimitri, crying over everything....
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