The dice have NOT been kind to the party today

Sandbag called in a favor and got a favor called in on her in return

Blink got infect by a 500 year old military grade virus

Devil got caught snooping around Patience's NHP casket

and Brimstone got lost in the woods and through a disastrous karaoke party

threw*

GOD

It specifically says in the book that most modern systems don't even recognize Cynosure as hostile

Because it's so fucking old it's not on any modern antiviral lists

modern problems require (relatively) primitive solutions

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