BANNED CLOWN
Dirk prom stuff comes tomorrow... I hope you're all ready for Dirk Strider to be unenthusiastic about swimming pools.
BANNED CLOWN
I don't know if he'll be doing the contest, honestly? You'd think he would, but he's already been required to wear formal clothes and ALSO to wear a swim suit.
BANNED CLOWN
His energy for fashion is pretty minimal on a good day
BANNED CLOWN
That said, he will be wandering the mansion at ungodly hours so it'll be easy for you guys to catch him at like, the mysterious bowling alley in the second basement at 4 am, or whatever the fuck
BANNED CLOWN
I do think I want him to catch some 'mon at the Safari Zone... he doesn't normally visit it (reasons: various) so... now's a good time.
sword gremlin 🔪
if Felix sees Dirk he will want a duel lol
BANNED CLOWN
sword gremlin 🔪
: Oh, PLEASE. Dirk needs the pick-me-up. (Also he'l be a lot more affable [so to speak] now that they're not talking in a context where he feels like he's supposed to have control over things.)
BANNED CLOWN
Things aren't going that badly for him, to be clear. He's just especially out of place at formal events and keenly aware of it
sword gremlin 🔪
aw, Dirk
sword gremlin 🔪
Felix is used to formal events but doesn't really like them, so he'll be glad to go find someplace to spar XD
BANNED CLOWN
Lol maybe they can attract some fascinated wild pokemon if they go out into the Safari Zone for it.
sword gremlin 🔪
yesss