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That plurk was stupid, it's 10PM, let's watch Nezha Reborn
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The main character is talking to the screen
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I'm assuming he's the main character
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and doing some SICK motorcycle racing
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Li Yunxiang is the main guy
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HE'S STILL DOING IT
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HE'S STILL TALKING TO ME
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Water is like gold here
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Li delivers a kitten
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to a fake address
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so now he's stuck with a cat
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oh I guess he's just gonna set it loose
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no he's not
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e's going to TRY
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Sorry Li you have a cat now
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this is like
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1920s China but with cooler motorcycles
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maybe 1940s
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somwehre in that range
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night clubs and neon lights and wild wealth disparity
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the cars suggest 40s
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Li's friend is Kasha
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I guess Li is his last name?
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family name
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so Yunjianx
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Yunxiang*
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Everyone in this world is a crazy good driver
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oh okay I guess this guy is magic
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"You think what's yours is yours?"
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"As long as I want it, it's mine"
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And then he killed the cat
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so
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he's gotta die
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so Yunxiang awakens to his Stand
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or at least some kind of fire magic?
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Shit I didn't get her name
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Su Something
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Kasha 
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oh HERE comes a badguy
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Oh my god I want to break his nose
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he's very polite
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Jellyfish lady
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AGAIN SOMEONE TALKS TO THE AUDIENCE
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wounded 3000 years ago
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still hasn't healed
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what
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is this Wukong?
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IS THAT WUKONG?
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Yeah that's Wukong
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This is a Chinese story of COURSE Wukong is in it
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whups you set your bike on fire
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TRAINING MONTAGE
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I guess he needs power armor to be able to use his fire magic
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or he'll explode because it's divine fire and he's only flesh and blood
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awwww
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He made Kasha a prosthetic leg
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Six-Ears Macaque
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who De hired to kill Yunxiang
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but instead he's teaching Yunxiang how to fight
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Kasha....
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If Kasha dies I am going to riot
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the way the action scenes are shot in this is weird
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it's like
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verything moves 10% faster than feels right
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whups dad died
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oh that ISN'T Wukong
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it's someone who Wukong beat up
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Dragon
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Dragon beat
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HOW IS THAT NOT WUKONG?
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HE HAS EVERY GIMMICK WUKONG DOES
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Nezha are you sure you're the hero of this story?
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HE IS WUKONG
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Mud and LIghtning is an interesting combo for the badguy to have as a powers theme
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The armor is breaking
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he die?
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alright
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That was pretty cool
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Subtitles: STAY TUNED FOR POST-CREDITS SCENE
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What, is this going to be a cinematic universe?
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There's ANOTHER post credits scene?
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The first one was incomprehensible
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a ferret looked at some things
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there is NOT another post-credits scene
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that was weird
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It's based on chinese folklore, so the target audience knows what a lot of it means/who the characters shown are
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that makes sense
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I figured it was something like that but I'm not SUPER well versed in Chinese folklore