Strange ideas... [CW: Creatures nomming people, psychological stuff]

Maybe it's the weird mood I'm in, but the thought popped into my head :"Okay, what happens if one of those weird hill creatures chomps a piece out of one of the immortal boyos?"

Also, tempted to use the Woman in White prompt from the TDM as an add-onto Wesker's April post....

well with Jack it would just regrow

Same with Wesker, but now there's a hill creature who's been exposed to Progenitor, which means we got another problem...

Better not to go there. o.o /nervous laugh/

XD

Jack: Please dun let me get nommed. I know it's been a while since I got walloped somehow, but anything but that.

Doctor will make it all better

The last major injury was Wesker getting bisected by a portal. It's Jack's turn all right.
Jack: Noooo... I don't taste good! I'll give them herpes! I've been injured already when I cut myself shaving. It's Wes's turn, I tell yah!

snort

I went there....

Jaccccccccck >.>

there will be lots of cuddles and nuzzling when someone is found

Of course Jack has to get a rude joke in there.

Daaa'wwww!

:3

oh jack, you dangerous goof

Yep, Someone got his dumbass self nommed on... (just his shoulder at least...)

It dawned on me that you don't wanna come into contact with the blood of either immortal...

Jack's will make you immortal, Wesker's will mess you up.

Now I'm tempted to pick up a third immortal, except I'd have to canon review her and she's from a hella obscure canon.