Tsukuyo buys a box of sweets and puts them in the cupboard. Sougo spontaneously eats them all in the middle of the night and tries to keep it a secret. seem correct
For crack purposes: Premise: Sougo gets a job where Ryo works, so they can spend more time together. But their shifts are completely different and they hardly ever see each other. -- enjoy ur job in hell, Sougo
Bonus: Royalty AU