If liars pants really did catch fire, watching the news would be more fun.

It totally would

imagine

And just imagine, you could hold political rallies outdoors in the dead of winter and everyone attending would be perfectly comfortable.

(it would, however, devastate any industry reliant on late-night infomercials)

Here's a question, though: in a world where pants catch on fire........... Do skirts? (Or shorts for that matter?) I just want to see what sort of crazy wardrobes people would come up with in order to avoid the liar liar pants on fire phenomenon

....what about underpants?

Underpants would not catch fire, but you probably won't consider that a boon when the elastic starts melting due to the burning pants.