meme. 2 truths, 1 lie though with me it always seem as if you guys will assume the most outlandish one is the truth

... Cause it usually is.

one. my mom put me in mite hockey within the first month we moved to the US. I wasn't very good at it and I kept getting beat up by this one older bully because I was the smallest one in class. my mom solved this problem by meeting with said bully's mom and anyway that's how Andy and I became best friends

two. my high school girlfriend broke up with me because I lost her pet at graduation. in my defense, she probably shouldn't have brought it to graduation in the first place and definitely shouldn't have trusted me and Andy with it while she walked across the stage.

three. my name was originally supposed to be Isaac because my mom wanted to name me after my dad but my dad thought that "Isaac Middle Name 1 Middle Name 2 Wojciechowski Jr" was too much of a mouthful so I got upgraded from Jewish patriarch to Jewish king

I would've tossed something in there about a broken bone but at this point, I don't even remember which bones I've broken

just assume I've broken everything except my neck

I thought you were originally supposed to be David

Jo, I swear to GOD, if you don't change your display name.

if you think that I've been on this site for 10 years and know how to change my display name

you'd be wrong

you're a disaster

Lyra + a Player : and you're right. that's the lie. I got downgraded from famous Jewish king to a slightly more obscure Jewish king

jfc the three of you are so intent on not telling anyone your middle names.

Also come on, man. It's not hard. Figure it out.

...btw I think you kinda messed up on that first one, even though you and Andy are an enemies-to-lovers trope. Diana met Andy's aunt, not his mom.