
Flash Bastard
Biggest ambition after I'm fully vaccinated: GET A GODDAMN HAIRCUT

Flash Bastard
I don't mind my hair being long. I do mind all the split ends.

Avis Hunter
snip snip motherfucker

Flash Bastard
I was getting tired of leaning on it when I go to turn over in bed... around this time last year...

PG
I feel this.

Flash Bastard
Honestly I've needed a haircut since Quinn and I moved out here, but money was an issue for a good chunk of that time. And when it finally wasn't, a hair salon was one of the last places you wanted to be.

broken 🗲 fuse
I'm trying to remember what you look like. How long is your hair?

Flash Bastard
About down to my butt.

Flash Bastard
Even with the curl accounted for, I can hold it away from my head, fully extend my arm, not be pulling on it too hard and have around an inch past my grip.

Avis Hunter
that is truly so much hair

broken 🗲 fuse
Damn