Possum Banjo
Plot with me for April!!!!
vampiric hiss
gonna talk about FEELINGS
Possum Banjo
HELLYEAH WE TALKIN BOUT FEELIOS
vampiric hiss
my desperate desire is for ashe to break down and cry on someone ask them why he wasn't enough for lonato but let's not get hasty here
𝓅𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔
1) hopefully, actually going on a date/talking about whatever their relationship actually is
2) DAYCARE CUTENESS....
3) inevitable insecurity implosion re: polyamory conversation will no doubt bring
4) KINK DISCUSSION???

obviously this all doesn't need to happen in april I just. I have a running list okay
Possum Banjo
vampiric hiss : OH BABY HONEY YEAH LET BYLETH HOLD U
🍗 (´ q ` ” )
Tea deito
Possum Banjo
soulblossom: IM SO HERE FOR ALL OF THIS holy moly yeah Byleths probs gonna TRY HIS BEST to hold off danging anyone else until he talks with Dima abt it but god knows what kinda shenanigans will happen
𝓅𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔
rek;thkr yeah after the festival + dimertri time he'll probably uh. just... try not to touch anyone ever again..............
𝓅𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔
refuses to think about any of it, disassociates and cuts his and Felix's table in half by accident it's fine. he's fine. everything's fine.
Possum Banjo
🍗 (´ q ` ” ) : YES PLEASE I love the idea of these two really STAUNCHLY STOIC dudes having a tea party just kills me
Possum Banjo
w-what if we kissed behind the tea doilies
🍗 (´ q ` ” )
ME TOO. Two handsome guys just going out for tea...
Possum Banjo
JUST GUYS BEIN DUDES
Possum Banjo
soulblossom: OH DIMA HONEY NO.....
Possum Banjo
so much collateral damage LOL
𝓅𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔
unintentional collateral damage caused by Emotions
Colorless Juice
Professor help
Colorless Juice
(That's my plot suggestion. Just. Broad gesture at all of Felix. HELP HOM.)
Colorless Juice
*HIM
Possum Banjo
OTHER things on my to do list:
- Open Byleth's Advice Box
- Get things in the works for eventual Farm Land Time
- Dance Class with Colorless Juice
- Crime with scry
Possum Banjo
ghdjfghds PROFESSOR HELP
Possum Banjo
I read that as "help mom" and I was
Possum Banjo
fully accepting of that LOL
Colorless Juice
lmao
🍗 (´ q ` ” )
Bein dudes indeed
𝓅𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔
FARM LAND TIME... it will be so good
Possum Banjo
In Erku:
- Felix comes knocking at ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ 's door because he realizes Sex is Fun Actually
- Possible Cat Getting
- General harassment of people fefe being fefe
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
Sex Is Fun Actually but he still won't admit it? lmao
Possum Banjo
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ : 100% not except he will continually find reasons to get dicked down by dimitri
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
adopts a cat, realizes he now needs to feed cat
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
HEY HELP ME BANG CAT FOOD
Possum Banjo
names the cat Sylvain because its a fucking moron
Possum Banjo
Dimitri I need to feed my stupid cat son get over here
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
Dimitri, with a hugeass bag of cat food: I can share
Possum Banjo
"No he doesnt like that kind"
Possum Banjo
"ITS THE ONLY WAY"
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
just keeps showing up at Felix's house with different kinds of food
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
maybe use your words, felix
Possum Banjo
LMAO Dimitri forces him to admit it by sheer force of trying to be helpful shgdjagfhd
Possum Banjo
"why does he get angrier when I try to help : ("
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
"why does he get angrier"
because felix tbh
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
Dimitri just trying to help :c
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
"I need a house upgrade!"
"You can come live with us"
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
"NEED SWORDS"
immediately runs off to the forge
Possum Banjo
eventually like "GOD DAMN IT DIMITRI I AM TRYING TO FUCK YOU"
Possum Banjo
dont worry Dory's already getting his V card so he has """experience"""
Possum Banjo
which makes him an """Expert"""
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
(unsure)
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
s u re... an expert...............
Infychu
Gimme grumpy sword boy~
Colorless Juice
god all dimilix is full of stupid. I love them.
Possum Banjo
Infychu : YES PLEASE CHURCH DAD GRABBY HANDS
Possum Banjo
Dimilix is just
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
dimilix is prime stupidity, fight me
Possum Banjo
clenches fist. SO GOOD SO DUMB
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
I mean I also like their 45654153 issues but
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
they can have it all
Infychu
What do though?
Possum Banjo
Infychu : depends on if we want their relationship to remain wholesome or not
Possum Banjo
Dimilix really does have the best of all of the Problems too
Possum Banjo
speaking of have a disaster tag LMAO
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
LMAO I'm dying
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
thanks, felix, now he's gonna panic!!
Possum Banjo
LMAO
Possum Banjo
hes like whats worse having him see the boner or FEEL it and I think hes chosen the lesser of the two evils
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
maybe if he still wore the cloak it would be harder to feel it
Possum Banjo
true its not like felix has that much to hidehgjagjdfhg
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
size doesn't matter, felix, it's okay
Infychu
I mean, I'm down with wholesome or filthy? Or both, if we galaxy brained it somehow.
Possum Banjo
Infychu : oh man cute filth.... yes I am down for this let us consider....
Infychu
?
Possum Banjo
I must sleep but I will think abt this
𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒆 🩸
Crime
𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒆 🩸
I'll slap a starter for us up today!
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