Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
SOTRP + PWM (some mention of fictional character's suicidal thoughts, nothing graphic/lengthy)
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
LARK is chugging along, enjoying his pairing with Pagan. He's going to be staying Very Busy even with Alec around, because for one thing Alec never sleeps and also stays busy, and for another Lark's on a MISSION X-(
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
but he's also going to have to really emphasize that he does not always side with his husband on things, they're not mind twins, they are not That Kind of Couple
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
ANNIE is my little problem child. I've decided to demote her so I'm working slowly toward that. And the reason is because she refuses to deal with her canon ending when she knows she can just leave this place whenever she wants
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
in canon it leaves off with her being suicidal. In the Barge setting she's given up on rescuing her brothers, so she is full-on suicidal with a plan in place. SO. YEAH. I want to make her deal with that.
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
ME I'm still trying to graduate before my birthday (in mid-May) and I work in a tax office and it is tax season so ahahaha life.
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
(More on Lark: he's going to be trying to get his friends and close CR to be buddies with Alec, also, because that's his version of pack building. It's an instinct, you guys, just roll with it.)
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Does it count as pack building if Archer thinks Alecโ€™s stunt is funny?
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
That automatically bumps Archer up a dozen notches on the totem pole
captain
man so I'm still trying to decide if steve even notices alec is back before he comas but if he thinks it's a different alec (like his whole situation with bucky) he would want to find lark and be like "ARE YOU OKAY"
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Steve: /goes into a coma mid-conversation
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
I mean if Steve goes to find him he'll at least get an earnest hug before he goes under!!
captain
steve wants to give the earnest hug he knows what the situation he thinks you're in is like
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Lark needs it. He's REALLY HAPPY Alec is here but he's also terrified of what might happen now
captain
haha he will really need it after steve realizes it's actually alec and is super angry
captain
OKAY I am going to throw steve at lark for a short pre-coma thing XD since I think he will have seen it on the network but he's not going to engage with alec
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Excellent, we can assume Lark and Steve are both at home when the post goes up if that's easiest
captain
sure, that works!
cacopheny
I am super looking forward to B and Alec meeting in person, and if Lark is there, WELL. have fun Lark :-D but I clearly need lots of Lark stuff with Steve coma'd and all, B is going to BE Around A Lot
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
That's his Archer :3
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He smells some bullshit
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see, I'm happy to roll with that because Alec will appreciate the attention to detail but also I planned this post this way for Alec because I was always under the impression the filter isn't advertised
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like the only way you know who's on it is by who you can see responding or you are the OP
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I mean Archer hasnโ€™t ever seen someone clueless about where they are and why theyโ€™re there start off by using the Warden filter so heโ€™s just kind of like squints
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He will definitely think itโ€™s funny as hell tho
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Alec is funny as hell, Lark can confirm
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that's what i mean though: that it wouldn't necessarily be immediately obvious that it WAS filtered to wardens is how I've always understood it
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like if you post with a filter on DW, others might see if you do anything other than public but won't know who you locked it to unless they reply
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Ohhh- hm. I didnโ€™t realize
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
I thought it was more like a phone group chat, where you could see who was in it?
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I can revise it if you prefer!!
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Yeah that was my assumption as well- but Iโ€™m happy to fix it!
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Alec can talk his way out of most things. somewhat hindered by being someone else right now but it's fine
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As long as youโ€™re okay with it...
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Okay! I just wanted to make sure
captain
lol unrelated to anything but I just realized steve and lark would've seen very different intro messages XD
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
OH YOU'RE RIGHT
captain
|D
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also to comment on the actual content of the SotRP: lol, Lark
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Lark: That's my man and I love him a lot
Alec: /does a thing
Lark: I have never met this man in my life
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Their relationship literally every time they go in public
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Lark: I am so fucking mad at you
Lark: /is actually genuinely mad
Lark: /but also https://imgs.plurk.com/QzJ/IV1/YzejrnzHZ0Adsb1lMnIwG2WoGzG_lg.gif
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Archer likes him already
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
he might finally be able to invite a friend over for dinner without it ending in a giant fight!!
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
....I mean normally he'd invite Archer's boyfriend too but.
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whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead of ourselves here
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Godric doesn't eat. /his excuse
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
lmao if Alec and Lark ever did get through hanging out with a friend without fighting, Lark might seriously doubt if this is his Alec after all
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Lark just let them talk to each other first ok
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
FINE if you want to be old fashioned about it and not have Lark matchmake for you, gosh
Kota
Okay but Godric's absolutely never coming over soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...problem solved! c:
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
This is a perfect understanding!! Lark would never set foot in Godric's cabin either but that's actually mostly because of Annie. Ew.
Kota
This is why Godric loves Annie the most. Lark-repellant
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
she would be so proud of herself for being a deterrent to a monster like Lark B-)
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
see Godric she can protect you too
Kota
She's a good lady.
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Archer may end up getting lonely in the likes both Annie and Lark corner
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Also Archer has been told Alec likes cats so he should come meet Archerโ€™s cat :>
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it was a lie, Alec does not like cats, he is a cat
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...somewhat literally actually but mostly metaphorically
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
I always imagine Lark bringing Alec home to the pack all "look at my amazing boyfriend, yes he kind of smells like a cat!" and the pack just afraid to ask what the fuck is wrong with Lark
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I mean itโ€™s true Archer likes cats BC heโ€™s kind of like a grumpy cat himself
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I mean transgenics literally are created by splicing animal DNA with human, in the X5s case mostly feline
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but in Alec's case in particular it's mostly that he is very much the "pet precisely this one spot for exactly three pats or you bleed" type
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Lark loves cat people and he's only slightly ashamed of it
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not two pats, not four, not under the chin, not the left ear
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and the spot and the number changes but he doesn't warn you
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usually because he doesn't know himself, but
Lady Stardust
does Lark really not know that Iris is in charge of the bees
Lady Stardust
and, relatedly, how would you and TheHats feel about a threadjack on the Skitter thread
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
Lady Stardust : he doesn't! he never talks to anyone in the greenhouse and only goes when he can be mostly alone
Troy๐Ÿ‘ปMcClure
but I am good with a thread jack!
Lady Stardust
goof thank you
Kota
tmw Pagan tells Lark he'll try to make friends with Alec and then proceeds to try and find Alec's buttons to deliberately push them.
Kota
That is good, though! His favorite game is, instead of getting close to people, he tries to push them away and then, if they don't go away, he worms his way into their lives forever.
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yeah and honestly, Alec's bar for Evil Shit is very, very high
Kota
BFFs
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that happens when the people who created you pay a surrogate to carry you to term, kill her, and enter you directly into a military program where you are not allowed to have a name and are raised to know that you exist so no humans die in senseless combat/law enforcement anymore
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