[Pokémon] /hole burnt into the wall from Kyp's glare as the game continues to mock for being unable to trade-evolve Abra, Polywhirl, and Machop

...pft

- Meet Raikou again
- ...fuck it let's catch him. BASTARD, Bind!
- Onix uses Bind
- Raikou uses Roar
- Kyp uses are you fucking kidding me
- It's super-effective!

..farfetch'd

I HAVE ACQUIRED SER DUCK

.... and apparently I'm supposed to fear the power of a shiny Gyarados—

>Beaten & captured in 3 turns

....

/Kyp names the punk "Overhyped".

/meet "Lance"
... oh hey it's the leader of Indigo's Elite Four. I remember the asskicking he handed to me fighting that guy

... SO one annoying-ass ice gym later

>Take Ser Duck
>Give him a blade
>Give him attract
- Your Farfetch'd has evolved into Ser The Love Spot!