[work]
Work: Attending this WebEx meeting is mandatory.

Also Work: Shit shit shit we had no idea having the entire company join at once would break WebEx hang on while we try to fix this

HAHA OH NO

we literally had this happen with a different platform early in the pandemic when our director wanted to brief the whole department at once on our WFH plans

spoiler, the entire department is a lot of people and our license didn't cover all of us

see, a whole department would be leaps and bounds more conservative than this

this is the entire company. Across multiple time zones.

Which MIIIIIGHT just be tipping the scales at around 80,000 employees

well my department runs a hospital so we're easily over 10,000 employees but yes not in the scale of 80,000 haha

that's wild

LMAO, the first slide is a clip from the dictionary

of Ambition and its definition

They literally should have seen this coming

I do love that they're going out of their way to say "Yeah so we know some states are removing mask mandates for some reason, but we're listening to the CDC and we'll stop requiring masks when they say it's okay."

Ahahahaha